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- set0
I plan to fry an egg on the tortoise
- detritus0
SITW
- set0
The calf is already deaded. Accept it, honor it, use it.
Frown at them from within.
- whhipp0
Where's the rest of it? Cause Im hungry for some baby baby baby back ribs!
- autoflavour0
suggest a threesome?
- omg0
In my country, the woman would actually cook the whole calf. The baby meat would be delicious, and would go great slaughtered with a pumpkin sauce and rice. We might play some tunes to celebrate the killing, and we would enjoy its memories for years to come. But you... you bring me only its shell. I guess I should thank you for this.
- monospaced0
Describe in single words. Only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.
- prophetone0
i only do eyes!...
- Horp0
I'm not helping the tortoise because I want it to die. I want to drink it's blood to hydrate myself, then wear its shell as a hat to stop the baking desert sun from cooking my fucking brains. I'm not helping the tortoise because I want to live, not die out there in the desert, and the tortoise is all I have, so I need to use it wisely. Okay Mr Analyst? OKAAAAY?
Also, I want to fuck it while it screams for mercy.
- monospaced0
Would go well with my new calf-skin shoes.
- sublocked0
PUT A BIRD ON IT
- Fax_Benson0
get it embossed with one of those cool saltire logos.
- instrmntl0
I'd report them.
- craigatkinson0
ask them if they're joking, tell them to fuck off
- JackRyan0
The real question is: What about your dress, personality, or appearance made them think that you would like such a wallet for a birthday present?
- detritus0
Did it come pre-loaded?
- drgs0
happy birthday, TheBlueOne (?)