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- TheBlueOne
It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
- monospaced0
Tell them it's not a wallet you would ever purchase, and then in a not-so-subtle way try to figure out where they got it, how much it cost, and if you can get an exchange or refund. To make your point, pull out the wallet you already use and highlight why it's your ideal choice. To top it off, sit in the corner sulking the rest of the day with the wallet, pretending you're not upset and your initial reaction was just because you were hungry and not thinking straight.
- Passive aggressive disappointed facial expressions help.monospaced
- HAHAHAHAHorp
- bjladams0
calfskin from a young cow, or from someones leg?
either way, you're set up for a christmas re-gift
- TheBlueOne0
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
- You make these questions, Mr. BlueOne, or they write 'em down for you?monospaced
- <--exactlyhargbine
- What's a tortoise?detritus
- sureshot0
I remember in the early 90's that I was fascinated by an episode of Blossom. There I said it.
- ETM0
Tell them that you disapprove of abusing animals like that while you eat a veal burger.
- Fax_Benson0
Accept it graciously.
- jaylarson0
Fuck, that's difficult. Ask for a donation to ASPCA in your name instead? Humbly of course because you're going to look like an ass no matter what. Just consider it a teachable moment.
- lvl_130
it will go nicely with your rattlesnake boots, lizard-skin belt, cheetah fur coat and ivory jewelry.
- drgs0
happy birthday, TheBlueOne (?)
- detritus0
Did it come pre-loaded?
- JackRyan0
The real question is: What about your dress, personality, or appearance made them think that you would like such a wallet for a birthday present?
- craigatkinson0
ask them if they're joking, tell them to fuck off
- instrmntl0
I'd report them.
- Fax_Benson0
get it embossed with one of those cool saltire logos.
- sublocked0
PUT A BIRD ON IT
- monospaced0
Would go well with my new calf-skin shoes.