Cats
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- detritus0
You've made your point, albums.
You're lonely, have social problems and no one here or anywhere likes you.
We get it. No need to labour trhe matter.
- monospaced0
- "cat food tastes like shit"monospaced
- lol looks exactly like my cat. He was a pretty crazy hunter in his young years too.tOki
- He went after big things like rabbits (which are not native), crows and snakestOki
- stoplying0
I have an artificial relationship with a cat who I was paid $500 to adopt. The guy I bought my house from couldn't bring ol' Jackie Boy with him so he said, "How about $500?" Done deal. Jack stays inside, eats a lot of cat food, no animals, pukes on the floor sometimes, and I clean out a litter box a few times a week.
He's a cool old guy at 17 years old, but I wouldn't call our relationship artificial.
Where my parents live, it's a haven for birds and there's a lot more conscientiousness placed on what cats do to the birdlife. Fair point, but to me, cats killing small animals is in the natural order of things - for better or worse.
- benfal990
Cats are awesome animals.
People should respect animals way more. They are pure and binded to their instinct. Humanz are all corrupted and disconnected from Gaïa.
- humans are animals toomonospaced
- what mono said.albums
- you know what i mean ffs!benfal99
- I understand what you're saying, but I don't agree. We're still animals as much as they are, running on instinct.monospaced
- nobenfal99
- scarabin0
my cat's a fucking pussy.
he brought me a half-dead groundhog once and that's it.
now he'll only eat fancy feast, and demands it six times a day
- You give you cat that much wetfood? He must be in good shape.CygnusZero4
- fancy feast is like half a normal can's size. he demands it even when his bowl is full, thoughscarabin
- i chuckled out loudCALLES
- i'm trying to teach him how to say "cat food" but he's not very good at it yetscarabin
- Make sure he eats dry food. Keeps their teeth clean.CygnusZero4
- CALLES0
two words...
Fuck Cats
- CALLES0
They see you as their kitty litter box roomie... dogs dogs are awesome and will save your life. you could have someone trying to kill you and the cat would either a) enjoy watching b) hull ass.
and fuck the police too while im at it
- lol @ last line :)albums
- Why is there this stupid assumption that cats should have the same intelligence as dogs??CanHasQBN
- So they are not as bright as dogs, it doesn't make them awful animals. They just don't know.CanHasQBN
- i know right?CALLES
- it's infuriating because so many cat owners think their cats are smart.monospaced
- you really get infuriated?CanHasQBN
- newuser0
LOLOL
- cannonball19780
Take all cats. Use lasso tool and scale to 300%. Start running for cover. Now you see why cats are assholes.
- ernexbcn0
I have 2 cats, they fucking rule.
- monoboy0
Daddy! The cats are eating a rabbits brains in the living room. (How not to start a Sunday at 6am). Get me a dog any day.
- ukit20
- ...a little tragic though, his first order of business was to have all dogs in the town put downprophetone
- I bet Sarah Palin's jealousmonospaced
- next stop, vice presidential candidate!sarahfailin