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  • neverscared2

    Man shows up at French police station with human head and penis in a bag

    https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2…

    • Heard it on the radio as I was making coffee this morning.palimpsest
    • Read about it while making me a sandwichOBBTKN
    • Queso de cabeza sandwich?palimpsest
    • Read about it while wanking to TikTok.utopian
    • Read about it whilst reading about it.microkorg
    • On the toiletAQUTE
    • read about on on my 50th time to the toilet because of that fuckin hot sauceGuyFawkes
    • Dude...yo ass must be on fire!utopian
    • Read about it while chopping off my dickbabydick
    • ^username checks outAkagiyama
  • mugwart0

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-393… god only knows whats going down.

    • https://twitter.com/…set
    • shitfadein11
    • on cnn nowGnash
    • Terror attack... with a knife. lol.robthelad
    • lol?IRNlun6
    • A least a dozen people have been injured on Westminster Bridge after large bangs were heard outside the British parliamentGnash
    • being knifed is hilariousGnash
    • the U.K. sucks at terrorizing itself,

      Muricuh Fuck Yeah!
      moldero
    • We're so desensitised :(set
    • Where's Bond anyway?set
    • seems like someone is upset with the British government...robotron3k
    • Jesus Christ It's Jason BourneApeRobot
    • Report: a middle aged "Asian" man with knife drove over people on the bridge and went to Parliament and was shot.robotron3k
    • Robo your sheer power of deduction is astounding, truly. Detective Robotits to the rescueset
    • Skin looks pinky white not isis off-white. And offt, dat leg..
      https://pbs.twimg.co…
      detritus
    • "Terror attack... with a knife. lol." - erm nope - 5 people flattened outside with a 4x4fadein11
    • ^ could be a bystanderGnash
    • Nope. Not flattened, a car drove at them, they moved. Come on people stop being so sensational and shock mongering. LOLrobthelad
    • Oh shit, is that photo I posted a victim? Fuck. Massively sorry if so - I assumed it was teh guilty cunt. WTF is goingon over there?detritus
    • This has created an excuse/reason the govt can use to implement martial law and enact powers the people would reject without emotional triggering.robthelad
    • Martial Law? haha, ok.detritus
    • @robthelad - already one fatality - sorry my stats were a little out.fadein11
    • awefulIRNlun6
    • As in, full of awe?set
    • nothing like a terror attack to bring out the intellectual heavyweights.Fax_Benson
    • fax - indeed.fadein11
    • not a terror attack, simply a disgruntled middle-age Brit with knife who is a bad driver... who is no longer Asian, per BBC newsrobotron3k
    • so... not something the alt-right can use to support gov martial law and enact powers normal people would reject without emotional triggering ... got itmonospaced
    • Like Erdogan's antics, I'm sort of bemused these cunts think this'll do anything other than just make us dig our heels in. Do they forget our history?detritus
    • If there's one thing Europe and European culture (ie. America) is good at, it's fucking things over industrially, massively and absolutely when needs be.detritus
  • set1

    Some major autism results. Vaccine aluminium adjuvants a key cause. Implications for treatment..

    This very well presented article was written just over a week ago:
    https://healthcareinamerica.us/d…

    It connects four discoveries made in the last three years regarding a major cause of autism, with implications for the treatment and avoidance of autism.

    From the article's opening summary:

    "Scientists appear to be far closer to explaining the mechanisms of action within the body that cause autism. Most of the research that has created this understanding has been published in the last 36 months, and largely from international scientists in Canada, France, Israel, and China. Four clear, replicable, and related discoveries explaining how autism is triggered are forming an undeniably clear picture of autism’s causation, and possibly ways to alleviate the symptoms, too."

    The article is long, and well referenced, but clearly written. I recommend it to anyone interested in autism causes or treatment.

    The article makes an excellent case that the aluminium adjuvants in many vaccines are far more toxic than conventionally admitted, and that the way that aluminium harms the brain and the gut closely fit with the damage commonly seen in autism.

    The article concludes:

    ========
    Is there any hope of recovery for all these impacted children? Will removing aluminum, introducing ketones to the brain, repairing the gut, and supplementing with Vitamin D do anything to alleviate autism and other ailments in children who have already been damaged?

    And, importantly, will these scientists who have published all this wonderful work pool their collective expertise and let the world know what they are learning? Will they take their exhortations for caution and further exploration — all buried inside their published studies — and publicly warn parents about what is becoming so clear?

    In my opinion, we are much, much closer to understanding how autism has been triggered in so many children, and I hope this article is another step on the path to the truth. And, for so many of you out there doing everything you can to help you son or daughter with autism live the best possible life, perhaps a clearer understanding of how their autism was triggered will improve their chances for recovery.
    ========

    • "On “tough love” and your fat friend’s health."detritus
    • it's like info wars but for healthcare._niko
    • haha, what because it isn't in line with your beliefs? That's one of the best written and well referenced articles I've read in a long time. Wake up sunshine...set
    • Reading it first might help.

      ;)
      set
    • i read another article that mentioned possible reduction or cure in the future for autism by treating gut with probiotics....microkorg
    • ... which was fascinating. No mention of vaccines being the cause of autism though.microkorg
    • *a* cause

      but yes, the gut flora element is the most interesting
      set
    • The immune dysfunction angle is promising, but its myopic to continue to focus on vaccines. Doesn't change the epidemiolgy...mrrgl
    • which clearly shows no higher rates of autism in vaccinated vs. unvaccinated children.mrrgl
    • If my kid can't bring peanuts to school, yours can't bring the measles to school.kona
    • @mrrgl please do go ahead and provide links to the studies that prove there's no difference in autism rates between vaccinated and unvaccinated...set
    • We did last week, set.detritus
    • https://www.autismsp…see_thru
    • Content aside, anytime an article headline is in question form the content therein is entirely dubious.wagshaft
    • I post antivax stuff here and then go to another forum and post your pro vax replies there to see the response, hahaset
    • Here you all think I'm rurally anti vax and there they all think I'm totally pro vax. Fact is I have no fucking ideaset
    • Totally *set
    • Thanks for the link see_thru, I'll have a read later. I saw no such link last week, detripussset
    • https://www.youtube.…mugwart
    • 95k+ subject study—
      http://jamanetwork.c…
      detritus
    • bigger issues to be troubling your/ourselves with imho. Especially when zero reliable evidence to say there is even an issue in the 1st place.fadein11
    • This is when sticking your head down the rabbithole and not pulling it out once in a while does noone any good including yourself.fadein11
    • lol. I'm just sharing interesting articlesset
    • Are you suggesting you shouldn't read any article that suggests it doesn't fit with your view of the world?set
    • Or that you should only ever share articles that tackle the biggest possible issues in the world, everything else is insignificant and pointless?set
    • As usual I'm failing to understand youset
    • ha - sorry - keep posting I find it interesting. I just also worry this sort of stuff does a lot of harm as well when not successfully backed up. But sorry youfadein11
    • are right - post away - I often enjoy your links. I am slowly learning to think before I write but in this instance I may have failed badly :)fadein11
    • Well I should definitely try and do the same :)set
    • I was a bit drunk to be fair... which should always be a no no on herefadein11
  • sted3

    Seven rocky planets orbiting a nearby star may be roughly the size of Earth and could even be right for water—and maybe life—to adorn their surfaces, researchers announced Wednesday.

    "just 39 light-years away" rotfl

    • road trip time! i'll pick up the sunflower seeds!capn_ron
    • This has my inner geek squealing with glee. :DContinuity
    • To get a spacecraft there it would take:
      Accelerating at 1g the 1st half, and decelerating at 1g the 2nd half, the traveler would experience 7.3 years of time.
      zaq
    • or a bit more than 40 years on earthzaq
    • perhaps in our lifetime someone will get there and sent us pics of alienszaq
    • No spacecraft exists that can do that.monospaced
    • here's an IAMA with them from today https://www.reddit.c…scarabin
    • cool ^ thanks scarsea_sea
    • You've got to learn computers!futurefood
    • near lightspeed travel is not a million light years off to be fair.fadein11
  • sarahfailin5

    Global supply-chain bottlenecks are feeding on one another, with shortages of components and surging prices of critical raw materials squeezing manufacturers around the world.

    The supply shocks are already showing signs of choking off the recovery in some regions.

    ...

    It is already too late to save all of the Christmas retail season in many cases, as overwhelmed world-wide transportation networks limit supply—down to the home décor. “If I can give one piece of advice to consumers right now, it is to find and buy your Christmas tree early,” said Jami Warner, executive director of the American Christmas Tree Association.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/sup…

    • Hahaha nice work director of American Xmas Tree Associationnb
    • None of that cheap crap made in China will make it on time to all those needy desperate American kids this year, LOL.utopian
    • already got everything I wanted for Xmas...grafician
    • but already waited like 2 weeks for a small camera trepied coming from Chyna, so you guys better hurry and get your presents right about nowgrafician
    • rhodium was up over 12% friday in 1 day. Put in 10k pull out £1.2k profit in a day... unfortunately I missed that trade due to boring design work.shapesalad
    • All I want is a new MacBook M1x. I don’t care about the rest.Chimp
    • @shape were do you even trade rhodium mate?!

      My broker offers Orange Juice as a commodity tho'
      grafician
  • Gardener4

    • will be interested to see what they have done. only really liked the v.early stuff - chill out etc.fadein11
    • Good to know they're out there, planning things,. whatever it is.Fax_Benson
    • James Cauty is always busy
      https://jamescauty.c…
      Bluejam
    • Imagine a band pulling out a machine gun in this day and age at the Brit awards and firing blanks into the crowd. (KLF @ 1992 Brit Awards). Long live the KLF!microkorg
    • ^ Yes! It was with Extreme Noise Terror, I think? The crowd just stared agog while Bill went mental.face_melter
    • Holy Heck, i had no idea he'd painted this.. https://jcauty.files… what an interesting life that cunt's led!detritus
    • that's when they announced they retire, then they burned 1 million pounds in cash and recorded a video about iternexbcn
  • prophetone4

    • I'm surprised that no one has murdered him yet to extract the diamond from his forehead.utopian
    • *not fans
      *$300 Pink Zircon
      Nairn
    • Should have anchored it to his skulldbloc
    • if he was my neighbor, he'd be missing his head.GuyFawkes
    • ..Just, like, anyway?Nairn
    • So his fans went Thanos on Lil Uzi Vision?Akagiyama
    • smart moveApeRobot
  • neverscared3

    Revealed: leak uncovers global abuse of cyber-surveillance weapon
    Spyware sold to authoritarian regimes used to target activists, politicians and journalists, data suggests

    https://www.theguardian.com/worl…

    Human rights activists, journalists and lawyers across the world have been targeted by authoritarian governments using hacking software sold by the Israeli surveillance company NSO Group, according to an investigation into a massive data leak.

    • paranoia³neverscared
    • no this can't be true, no way.utopian
    • Of course. Only natural they would.shapesalad
    • nobody in the west sells weapons to thugs. we have principles here.uan
    • Shocking. Who woulda thoughtGnash
    • We’re entering a new surveillance era, and unless protections are put in place, none of us are safe._me_
    • ^ Enemy of the State_me_
    • authoritarian regimes do authoritarian regime thingsmekk
  • Krassy3

    A Tampa doctor did surgery on the wrong testicle...has been fined $2,500

    https://www.miamiherald.com/news…

    • Is that how much a nut goes for now-a-days?Akagiyama
    • lolKrassy
    • probably have to pay $2500 to get the other one removed. :-(PhanLo
    • Dyslexics should not be surgeonsGnash
    • ^ hahaKrassy
    • lolGuyFawkes
    • Wrong as in left or right, or the wrong person's testicle?kalkal
    • ^ plot thickensKrassy
    • wrong side or wrong patient?uan
  • Krassy1

    BRANSON RACING TO BEAT BEZOS TO SPACE...

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/15…

    • They're going to need much bigger helmets for the megalomaniac heads.utopian
    • The race to be Musks first loserGuyFawkes
    • can we donate somewhere? a go fund me page? how many billionaire brats can we shoot out into space hopefully never to return?!_niko
    • Don't get high on your own supply...grafician
    • Can we detonate somewhere up there?Nairn
    • gotta be a good time to bet on which deranged billionaire dies in space first.fadein11
    • The first sun-dried Bee Gee in space.MrT
    • So three Billionaires are racing to be the first in space. One is going to die, of this I'm positive.Hayzilla
    • race of the egomaniac douchebagsKrassy
  • utopian5

    The middle class gets a big raise ... finally!
    For the first time since 2007, median income goes up
    http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/13/…

    • Thanks Obama!utopian
    • "this is not necessarily a good thing because blah blah bullshit bullshit Alex Jones blah bullshit bullshit" ~ Yurimonmoldero
    • lol 5.2% in 9 years. its based on a survey. you know when they said there were more jobs. technically they told the truth, unfortunately they were part time.yurimon
    • i think moldy understands that concept.yurimon
    • get a job moran!fadein11
    • im working now, on sat. thaTs why im on the computeryurimon
    • Is Saturday usually moms special 'puter time?monospaced
    • All the time is Yurimon's mother's puta time.detritus
    • .

      HAW HAW HAW HAW
      detritus
  • Beeswax5

    • Hahaha I was going to post this, too.

      Gwyneth Paltrow and her exploding cunt.
      Continuity
    • Wait, I thought this was a fake product the whole time. Not more than a photoshop meme. It’s for real? Damn.monospaced
    • i thought maybe he sued because he'd smelled her vagina before and knew the candle was inaccurately scented.sarahfailin
    • Smells like spermi_was
    • She has a show on Netflix. Goop.
      She is totally serious.
      pango
  • renderedred3

    ‘Steve Urkel’ Actor Jaleel White Launches Purple Urkle Cannabis Brand With 710 Labs

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/lin…

  • Nairn3

    No idea what's going on here.

    • "pews"
      https://www.dailymai…
      imbecile
    • Was going to say google images says its either about the replacement of 700yr old church pews or Jeffrey Epstein's 'secret ex' lol.webazoot
    • Looks like a Cold War Steve copy mind.webazoot
    • nor me, but something has clearly outraged these middle class tools.fadein11
    • @imbecile - boo! hahaNairn
    • #FLMutopian
    • It definitely says penis. I don’t care what the story says. A 700 year old penisIanbolton
    • The Peni 5? Five residents of the Cornish Village of Peni, wrongly convicted for some kind of hate crime?Fax_Benson
    • lol faxfadein11
  • Krassy6

    Breast implants saved woman shot in chest

    https://news.yahoo.com/breast-im…

  • PhanLo4

    • Spent $50 million and VFX artists doing night shifts to roto buttholes out of the movie.NBQ00
    • Madness.PhanLo
    • And I thought I worked on some asshole projects in the past, smh...whatthefunk
    • I want buttholesVeganWarrior
    • the butthole cut of cats seems more relevant by the day.kingsteven
    • We demand the butthole cut!pango
  • whatthefunk4

    • News flash: people still don’t know what literally meansmonospaced
    • i think that's an acceptable bend on the term, given context.Nairn
    • I have zero issues with the figurative use of the word literallyGnash
    • Using literally in all my emails is figuratively my only goal for 2020.deadsperm
    • I’ve never been comfortable with use of ‘goal’ as a metaphor.Gnash
    • real matrix: look at the headset, no cables. It's just a fancy cardboard box attached to a cow and the internet thinks now 'cow matrix'uan
    • https://i.imgur.com/…PeterPancake
  • renderedred0

    A jury in Dallas, Texas, decided Monday against a father seeking to block his ex-wife’s plan to start their seven-year-old son on puberty blockers and ultimately cross-sex hormones in order to facilitate gender transition.

    https://www.breitbart.com/politi…

    • Can't understand that world anymore.gonzalle
    • i have a transgender member of family and still finding it hard to grasp...renderedred
    • Don't get it either, why not embrace being two-spirited? Transitioning seems unnecessary and barbaric._niko
    • 7... years... old... ffsIRNlun6
    • Dubious source though so who knows_niko
    • I beg your pardon, renderedred - finding what hard to grasp, exactly? A little inappropriate?Nairn
    • @nairn when it happens to you then we'll talk.renderedred
    • it's easy to have a pc opinion as long as it's someone else...renderedred
    • What's even more wild is the kid has an identical twin brother.BonSeff
    • breitbart, dailycaller...
      whats with all the fucking alt-right posts lately?
      exador1
    • pretty sure nairn was making a wee joke about the other definition of graspFax_Benson
    • that i got :)renderedred
    • lol breitbartmoldero
    • Making a trans joke. HAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH...
      You fucking morons.
      face_melter
    • Oh get over yourself, face_melter.
      Wasn't this place beneath you, anyway?
      Nairn
    • Also, my joke was at renderered's expense and was anyway broadly sexual and non- trans-specific, so fuck off with your self-righteous screeching.Nairn
    • all is cool @nairnrenderedred
  • Gardener6

    • We knowOBBTKN
    • a warning to Man Utd fansGardener
    • The best part about this is that it's not a hacked sign. That was the official line of the DOT.garbage
    • Proper apostrophes tooMrT
  • PonyBoy1

    Calif. governor signs bill allowing college athletes to sign endorsements

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-…

    "Colleges reap billions from student athletes but block them from earning a single dollar." —Gavin Newsom

    *****
    It's about time these kids got something out of it (and spare me your 'they get a free education' bullshit... these kids rake in millions for these schools (and sponsors - local to national))... it's about fucking time these kids got something back given they're the ones taking the beating.

    • fuuuuuu ... this is part of why schools are getting more expensive ... this is gonna be so much worse nowmonospaced
    • how so? ...schools aren't paying the kids— endorsers are... there is no added cost to the school (they're not paying the kids a dime)PonyBoy
    • What a weird industry. But fuck it, better than coming out in debt and killing themselves.PhanLo
    • I stopped at the subhead, "In ripping the NCAA, Gov. Gavin Newsom said...". that mofo is our Trudeau and he's eyeing the WH in 2024! Mark my words!robotron3k
    • How are the schools gonna pay for their D.I.E. departments now?Gnash
    • Good for them kidspango
    • The added cost is when the school builds bigger sports facilities or stadiums and pours money into the program to get more athletes.monospaced
    • Schools, ultimately, pay for the kids who then get endorsements. That’s how it’s always worked.monospaced
    • I think the money should be put in escrow otherwise it destroys the spirit of the student athlete. Imagine them pulling up in a Ferrari and an entourage._niko
    • Or just do what baseball does and have semi- professional minor leagues. What’s the point of there one and done athletes anyway? College is pretty useless for t_niko
    • Put it in a trust that they can access after they leave is what I meant to say a couple of notes up._niko
    • What spirit are you talking about? the spirit that makes school billions while the students get treated like slaves? there's stories out there of top playerszarkonite
    • going hungry because their scholarships were too stingy. This is ridiculous, if you have the talent to make that money then it's yours because this is America.zarkonite
    • So much fun to be had with this if you're rich and have a sense of humor.mg33
    • ... start a brand, make outrageous clothing nobody would be caught dead in, and pay student athletes millions to wear it 24/7.mg33
    • What zark said. I know you're kidding mg33 but if this idea takes off countrywide you're looking at a new huge sports market that'll only keep 'us' busy—gimmie.PonyBoy
    • You ever see Rudy? That’s the spirit of collegiate sports. Student athletes playing for the love of the game and for their school._niko
    • Money made goes back into facilities, infrastructure, equipment, scholarships so that the next generation is able to reap the benefits of higher education_niko
    • But that’s not what we’re talking about here. If Nike wants to throw money at Zion Williams so be it, he should be able to cash in on his image._niko
    • Oxford vs Cambridge rowing, Michigan vs Ohio state football, duke vs North Carolina basketball you think anyone in the hundreds of years of these rivalries_niko
    • ...Has stepped onto the field and thought, man this is bullshit I don’t want to be here without getting paid , this is “slave labour” lol_niko
    • @niko, money made goes back to paying the insanely huge bills for hosting games, at the expense of tuition rising for EVERYONE ELSEmonospaced
    • it's a bad ideamonospaced