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  • imbecile7

    Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes through metal fence, breaks arm of man trying to catch her then swims to safety on island in lake

    https://www.independent.co.uk/ne…

    • again?MrT
    • Yeah didn't this happen last year?yuekit
    • great newsmugwart
    • so good! Reminds me of the robot who break free!Hayoth
  • neverscared2

    Paris to charge SUV drivers higher parking fees to tackle ‘auto-besity’
    Size, weight and motor will be taken into account as councillors target ‘dangerous, cumbersome’ vehicles

    https://www.theguardian.com/worl…

    • The UK always used to mock and criticise the US for its massive SUVs & trucks while we drove round in Fiestas but over the last 10yrs we are going the same way.HAYZ1LLLA
    • Big car psychology. You have a family, you want to protect them, you see a big car on the road... you want to have something bigger, so you get a big SUV...shapesalad
    • Then someone sees your big SUV and wants something bigger... and it goes on and on... until someone with a big dick rolls up in a vintage mini.shapesalad
    • suvs should not be charged more if occupancy is utilized.imbecile
    • ^i am on the flipside of what salad says. i ride a bike and i got a vasectomysarahfailin
    • meanwhile in Copenhagen these are the thing for moving your kids/friends around https://rosenborgcyk…Nutter
    • These bike/carriers are all over scandinavian countries. But there they have the biking infrastructure, bike lanes, bike paths and roads through the cities...microkorg
    • ...fuck putting your kids in one of these and riding around Paris or London etc.microkorg
    • People are gross and they always think they're cooler than the last generation's previous nonsense: station wagons, minivans, etc.CyBrainX
    • they have to be cooler .. climate change.. getting hotter is a solution to burn down the planet..neverscared
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  • mg330

    Woman Calls Police On Black Family For BBQing At A Lake In Oakland
    Their crime? Using the wrong type of grill in a barbecue-designated zone.

    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/e…

    • I'm glad that shitty people always wear that style of sunglasses, makes em real easy to spot.garbage
    • But, but...(throws sunglasses away)nbq
    • How is this news? It's just some unloved fat cunt with nothing better to do than bring other people down to her misery level.detritus
    • I'm more irritated by the guy flicking his fag away at 1:06.detritus
    • is that Sarah Huckabee Sanders?GuyFawkes
    • wonder if that woman is going to regret being mad at a bbq and wasting that much energy on all this?capn_ron
    • Spoiler alert! At the end, enraged, 911-calling, fat, white woman bursts into tears and claims victim of harrassment.robotron3k
    • Maybe she's right
      https://www.google.n…
      drgs
    • Maybe she just wanted some brisket and some chunky mac n cheese.umbee54
    • Who has time to waste like that?!! Dumb biatch.davey_g
    • so did she get her card back?inteliboy
    • I actually felt sorry for her. That was awful harassment by the cunt with the camera. Would love to seen her knocked out.Hayzilla
  • Gardener3

  • Beeswax2

    • See ya, whale probe.Continuity
    • " ʻOumuamua"!
      Fucking hell, it was going quick - New Horizons took 10 years to get to Pluto. This took 4 to leave the system?!
      Nairn
    • They had seen enough!grafician
    • Ah, hold on - it went 'up' didn't it? I guess the system's considered to be ellipsoid, so it would take less time to leave it than if it were out the 'side'.Nairn
    • so, was it aliens or not?Ianbolton
    • It wasn’t thought to be spacecraft except by those with powerful imaginations and struggle with the overwhelming abundance of natural explanations for thingsmonospaced
    • What's the "overwhelming abundance of natural explanations" that you are speaking of?utopian
    • screen shot, must be legit.wagshaft
    • Rendezvous With RamaAkagiyama
    • hard to find anything that isn’t or can’t be explained naturallymonospaced
    • Many things can't be explained "naturally" from the shape to the acceleration and so on...grafician
    • You sure?monospaced
  • Bluejam6

    "Mysterious marine ecosystem hidden beneath Antarctic for 120,000 years to be explored by scientists"

    http://www.independent.co.uk/new…

  • sarahfailin3


    Children found shackled and malnourished in Perris home; parents arrested

    The youngest child was 2. At first deputies assumed from their frail and malnourished appearance that all in the group were minors, but they later determined that seven of them were adults ages 18 to 29, the sheriff’s statement said.

    http://www.latimes.com/local/lan…

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  • Bluejam2


    People Are Destroying Perfectly Good Keurig Machines for Sean Hannity

    https://www.vice.com/en_us/artic…

    • good, waste your money idiots, less gas money for them on the next electionmoldero
    • lol, those idiots think liberals are offended by the destruction of keurigs ... wtf?

      truly a bunch of morons
      monospaced
    • Buncha under-caffinated snowflakes.kona
    • lol konamoldero
    • Keurig already have their money, so I guess the joke is on these silly cunts.face_melter
    • fucking tossers!utopian
    • You hippies are for K-cup waste!? Lolrobotron3k
    • look, a trump retard who thinks anyone's offended by keurigs being trashed, and is fabricating lies about why people are doing it ... congrats robo!monospaced
    • they literally write they're doing it because of advertising on Hannity, and you STILL think they are doing it because of waste ... are you stupid or something?monospaced
    • Add proprietary and disposable coffee machines to the ever-growing list of things robo is an export on.face_melter
    • or expert even. FMLface_melter
    • Yeah, even I, a eurofag, know of Keurig's terrible rep re: coffee, lock-in and environment, yet even I read this has nothing to do with any of that.detritus
    • Republitards remind me a bit of some of the smokers on here - skimming over an input then getting histrionic about some complete misinterpretationdetritus
    • I think robotardkkk ate a few too many k cups, and lead paint, and mercurykona
    • Only shitty people bought them in the first place. Horrible coffee.garbage
    • produced way too much plastic anyway. good riddance. seems like this blind fire actually did some good.pango
    • only liberals buys keuig? then how did so many republicans smash their keuig if they didn't buy any?!?! LOLpango
    • I have a keurig, and I love it :)monospaced
    • You libertard hippies!pango
  • sted3

    BREAKING!!!

    Smoking Weed Makes You Nicer and Less Greedy, Scientist Says

  • instrmntl3

    Screenwriter close to Weinstein calls out Hollywood: 'Everybody f**king knew'
    http://mashable.com/2017/10/16/s…

    So, uh, yeah.
    We need to talk about Harvey.

    I was there, for a big part of it.
    From, what, 1994 to the early 2000s?
    Something like that.
    Certainly The Golden Age.
    The “PULP FICTION”, “SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE”, “CLERKS”, “SWINGERS”, “SCREAM”, “GOOD WILL HUNTING”, “ENGLISH PATIENT”, “LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL” years...

    Harvey and Bob made my first two movies.
    Then they signed me to an overall deal.
    Then they bought that horror script of mine about the Ten Plagues.
    For a lot of money.
    Also bought that werewolf-biker script.
    That no one else liked but was my personal favorite.
    They were going to publish my novel.
    They anointed me.
    Made it so other studios thought I was the real deal.
    They gave me my career.

    I was barely 30.
    I was sure I had struck gold.
    They loved me, these two brothers, who had reinvented cinema.
    And who were fun and tough and didn’t give an East Coast fuck about all the slick pricks out in L.A.

    And those glory days in Tribeca?
    The old cramped offices?
    That wonderful gang of executives and assistants?
    All the filmmakers who were doing repeat business?
    The brothers wanted to create a “family of film”.
    And they did just that...
    We looked forward to having meetings there.
    Meetings that would turn into plans that would turn into raucous nights out on the town.
    Simply put: OG Miramax was a blast.

    So, yeah, I was there.
    And let me tell you one thing.
    Let’s be perfectly clear about one thing:

    Everybody-fucking-knew.

    Not that he was raping.
    No, that we never heard.
    But we were aware of a certain pattern of overly-aggressive behavior that was rather dreadful.
    We knew about the man’s hunger; his fervor; his appetite.
    There was nothing secret about this voracious rapacity; like a gluttonous ogre out of the Brothers Grimm.
    All couched in vague promises of potential movie roles.
    (and, it should be noted: there were many who actually succumbed to his bulky charms. Willingly. Which surely must have only impelled him to cast his fetid net even wider).

    But like I said: everybody-fucking-knew.

    And to me, if Harvey’s behavior is the most reprehensible thing one can imagine, a not-so-distant second is the current flood of sanctimonious denial and condemnation that now crashes upon these shores of rectitude in gloppy tides of bullshit righteousness.

    Because everybody-fucking-knew.

    And do you know how I am sure this is true?
    Because I was there.
    And I saw you.
    And I talked about it with you.
    You, the big producers; you, the big directors; you, the big agents; you, the big financiers.
    And you, the big rival studio chiefs; you, the big actors; you, the big actresses; you, the big models.
    You, the big journalists; you, the big screenwriters; you, the big rock stars; you, the big restaurateurs; you, the big politicians.

    I saw you.
    All of you.
    God help me, I was there with you.

    Again, maybe we didn’t know the degree.
    The magnitude of the awfulness.
    Not the rapes.
    Not the shoving against the wall.
    Not the potted-plant fucking.
    But we knew something.
    We knew something was bubbling under.
    Something odious.
    Something rotten.

    But...
    And this is as pathetic as it is true:
    What would you have had us do?
    Who were we to tell?
    The authorities?
    What authorities?
    The press?
    Harvey owned the press.
    The Internet?
    There was no Internet or reasonable facsimile thereof.
    Should we have called the police?
    And said what?
    Should we have reached out to some fantasy Attorney General Of Movieland?
    That didn't exist.

    Not to mention, most of the victims chose not to speak out.
    Aside from sharing the grimy details with a close girlfriend or confidante.
    And if they discussed it with their representatives?
    Agents and managers, who themselves feared The Wrath Of The Big Man?
    The agents and managers would tell them to keep it to themselves.
    Because who knew the repercussions?
    That old saw “You’ll Never Work In This Town Again” came crawling back to putrid life like a re-animated cadaver in a late-night zombie flick.
    But, yes, everyone knew someone who had been on the receiving end of lewd advances by him.
    Or knew someone who knew someone.

    A few actress friends of mine told me stories: of a ghastly hotel meeting; of a repugnant bathrobe-shucking; of a loathsome massage request.
    And although they were rattled, they sort of laughed at his arrogance; how he had the temerity to think that simply the sight of his naked, doughy, carbuncled flesh was going to get them in the mood.
    So I just believed it to be a grotesque display of power; a dude misreading the room and making a lame-if-vile pass.

    It was much easier to believe that.
    It was much easier for ALL of us to believe that.

    Because...

    And here’s where the slither meets the slime:
    Harvey was showing us the best of times.
    He was making our movies.
    Throwing the biggest parties.
    Taking us to The Golden Globes!
    Introducing us to the most amazing people (Meetings with Vice President Gore! Clubbing with Quentin and Uma! Drinks with Salman Rushdie and Ralph Fiennes! Dinners with Mick Jagger and Warren-freaking-Beatty!).

    The most epic Oscar weekends.
    That seemed to last for weeks!
    Sundance! Cannes! Toronto!
    Telluride! Berlin! Venice!
    Private jets! Stretch limousines! Springsteen shows!
    Hell, Harvey once took me to St. Barth’s for Christmas.
    For 12 days!
    I was a broke-ass kid from Boston who had never even HEARD of St. Barth’s before he booked my travel.
    He once got me tickets to the seven hottest Broadway shows in one week. So I could take a new girlfriend on a dazzling tour of theater.
    He got me seats on the 40-yard-line to the Super Bowl, when the Patriots were playing the Packers in New Orleans.
    Even got me a hotel room, which was impossible to get that weekend.
    He gave and gave and gave and gave.
    He had a monarch’s volcanic generosity when it came to those within his circle.
    And a Mafia don’s fervent need for abject loyalty from his capos and soldiers.

    But never mind us!
    What about what he was doing for the culture?
    Making stunningly splendid films at a time when everyone else was cranking-out simpering "INDEPENDENCE DAY" rip-offs.

    It was glorious.
    All of it.

    So what if he was coming on a little strong to some young models who had moved mountains to get into one of his parties?
    So what if he was exposing himself, in five-star hotel rooms, like a cartoon flasher out of “MAD MAGAZINE” (just swap robe for raincoat!)
    Who were we to call foul?
    Golden Geese don't come along too often in one's life.

    Which goes back to my original point:
    Everybody-fucking-knew.
    But everybody was just having too good a time.
    And doing remarkable work; making remarkable movies.

    As the old joke goes:
    We needed the eggs.

    Okay, maybe we didn’t NEED them.
    But we really, really, really, really LIKED them eggs.
    So we were willing to overlook what the Golden Goose was up to, in the murky shadows behind the barn...

    And for that, I am eternally sorry.
    To all of the women that had to suffer this...
    I am eternally sorry.
    I’ve worked with Mira and Rosanna and Lysette.
    I’ve known Rose and Ashley and Claire for years...
    Their courage only hangs a lantern on my shame.
    And I am eternally sorry to all those who suffered in silence all this time.
    And have chosen to remain silent today.

    I mostly lost touch with the brothers by the early 2000s.
    For no specific reason.
    Just that there were other jobs, other studios.
    But a few months ago, Harvey called me, out of the blue.
    To talk about the bygone days.
    To talk about how great it would be to get some of the gang back together.
    Make a movie.
    He must have known then the noose was tightening.
    There was a wistfulness to him that I had never heard before.
    A melancholy.
    It most assuredly had a walking-to-the-gallows feel.
    When we hung up I wondered: “what was that all about?”
    In a few short weeks I would know.
    It was the condemned man simply wanting to comb some of the ruins of his old stomping grounds.
    One last time.

    So, yeah, I am sorry.
    Sorry and ashamed.
    Because, in the end, I was complicit.
    I didn’t say shit.
    I didn’t do shit.
    Harvey was nothing but wonderful to me.
    So I reaped the rewards and I kept my mouth shut.
    And for that, once again, I am sorry.

    But you should be sorry, too.
    With all these victims speaking up...
    To tell their tales.
    Shouldn’t those who witnessed it from the sidelines do the same?
    Instead of retreating to the cowardly, canopied confines of faux-outrage?
    Doesn’t being a bystander bring with it the responsibility of telling the truth, however personally disgraceful it may be?

    You know who are.
    You know that you knew.
    And do you know how I know that you knew?

    Because I was there with you.

    And because everybody-fucking-knew.

    • Sup words guy?teh
    • damn well writtenGnash
    • Two movies then an overall deal? Ghostbusters?MrT
    • I'm guessing this was Tarantino... has his spaztik back and forth whiny ranting style... plus he talks about horror flicks and mentions HIS movie first... ?PonyBoy
    • CliffsNotes® if you're short on time:
      "I was a Coward and didn't speak up."
      —Coward close to Weinstein who can't even give their name now
      PonyBoy
    • Incredible well writtenmugwart
    • (@ pony, it was Scott Rosenberg. it's in the link)Gnash
    • oh :)PonyBoy
    • Warranted or not, Hollywood and the media are absolutely loving the drama.inteliboy
    • A little verbose.detritus
    • this is one of those things you scrawl late at night, then save, and edit the shit out of in the clarity of morning.detritus
    • Looks like he just wanted to brag about all the shit he's done TBH.Hayzilla
  • sarahfailin1

    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world…
    Why dem dey call Hurricane human being name


    Di biggest storm wey United States of America never see for 13 years don land for Texas.

    Dis Hurricane Harvey don scatter plenty houses and tori say e even don kill five people.

    Hurricane Matthew wey bin happen for 2016 kill plenty people and scatter house join wen e happen.

    Harvey and Mattew na human being name, so how hurricane dey take get dia name sef? In short, why dem dey give hurricane name at all?

  • shapesalad3

    Mona Lisa got a big creampie.


    • Get your filthy mind out of the gutter... https://www.bbc.co.u…shapesalad
    • Think of the earth!nb
    • holy shitcolin_s
    • fucking idiots everywhere!utopian
    • Rumour has if that Mona moaned as she received his sticky cream pie, but the voyeurs couldn’t decide if they saw her smile or not.shapesalad
    • i thought this is not possible, but it makes this painting even more famous!api
    • Just saw a video a security guard wiping the cake off...I was shocked he would damage the painting, until I remembered it's behind bullet-proof glass.BaskerviIle
    • isn't the original in some vault in Switzerland?Krassy
  • pango5

    http://glbn.ca/t6ZxP1

    Anti-immigration Facebook group confuses bus chairs with women wearing burkas

    • fuck... i thought that link was going to be some bit.ly type url to the onion... cuz that's just... retarded lol!!PonyBoy
    • lulzGnash
    • Nice to see how horrible it is.i_was
    • Allaaaahhhh Hackerbarzsureshot
    • lolomg
    • Spaceballs fan reunion?SteveJobs
  • Gnash4

    where's the outrage?

    Gender pay gap in modelling industry sees women earn 75% more than men

    http://www.standard.co.uk/fashio…

    • /sGnash
    • systemic and institutionalized sexism oppressing men in the modelling industry. shameful.Gnash
    • If there is anything that this pay gap tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity.kona
    • Just because they have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that they too can't not get paid the same amount as women.kona
    • Jokes aside, it's 9:35am on a Friday. This is the fight you want to make today with everything going on? fuck sakekona
    • i was being sarcastic. hence the '/s'Gnash
    • it's a total nonissue. just thought it was funnyGnash
    • women make more money in porn too, but guys do all the work? conspiracy?imbecile
    • lol, imbecileGnash
    • tru datmoldero
    • ah. Was unaware what /s meant. makes sense. carry onkona
    • Thats why I quit modelling and became a ceo.Beeswax
    • it's the Matriarchy!dorf
    • Lol don't get me started on porn actors, men do it for free or sometimes have to pay out of their own pockets to work! The humanity! lol_niko
    • nt sarcasm was // i believeimbecile
    • i learned /s from georgesGnash
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  • drgs0

    Police in Vernal Heights, Florida, arrested 3-practicing cannibals who claim eating human flesh cures both type-1 and type-2 diabetes and depression.

    http://themiamigazette.com/canni…

  • utopian1

    Rep. Matt Gaetz's ex-girlfriend testified before a grand jury in federal sex-trafficking investigation probe.

    https://www.reuters.com/world/us…

    • he's got such a punchable face.dasohr
    • Imagine being out with him and Tucker Carlson? Their faces are like giant spoonsPhanLo
    • He's the real life Butt-head...
      https://static.wikia…
      fooler
    • well now i kinda wish this was the RIP threadGuyFawkes
    • He has a sneer like Giulianimonospaced
    • the confidence is what gets me, what a fucking grifting tool - it's all a larp and people fall for it, getting triggered over here, jfc this guy...whatthefunk
    • for a millisecond i thought i clicked on the RIP thread,

      boo..
      Nairn
    • why is his face so punchable?!?pango
    • because his facial features are compressed into such an unfeasible vertical space.fadein11