Shit Girls Say
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- Ramanisky20
PIITB
- Continuity0
'What would you do if one of my friends came on to you?'
- answer: "i'm leaving now, i'll be back in a few hours"sine
- panacea0
"This is really out of character for me. I usually don't do this so quick. I don't want you to think I'm easy or anything."
Usually followed up with nervous laughter or awkward silence.
- panacea0
"I swear I'm not like her, she's crazy, I'm not crazy!"
- DRIFTMONKEY0
"What the hell did you put in my drink?"
- Continuity0
(on the phone) 'So ... what are you wearing?'
(me, in my head) 'How fucking old are you, 16?!'
- JOSF0
If only your dick was as big a dick as you are!
bye bye self-esteem.
- slappy0
"are you working or just talking" just now while im on skype with a client
- panacea0
Can you hurry up and finish?
- BozMan0
no.
- vivid0
"not that hole!!!"
- or, Thats NOT ITTT!sadpanda
- AKA the 'dolphin' - http://www.urbandict…kilroii
- monospaced0
on my face?
- lol_niko
- lolCanHasQBN
- we NEVER say that!
sadpanda - They say that. Usually with a !, not a ?section_014
- tangoxray30
"God you're hot!"
- panacea0
"you can look, but don't touch"
- panacea0
When my soccer calender was fully booked my girlfriend, whom is keeping an eye on when I play, she said to me, " you have a game on sunday." "Nope, there is a day-off", i said. Then she outburst "No, your calender says you are playing against withdrawn!"
- Jaline0
The "chick of the day" thread isn't enough for you guys? hah
- completely different subject matter and 100% warrantedpanacea
- If you say so.Jaline
- I dopanacea
- I hope you see the pattern here, at the very least.Jaline
- start your own shit guys say thread JalineAmicus
- no need :)Jaline
- < it's all here
pango - nah, I'm not petty enough.Jaline
- oh yes you are. I know from experienceidiots
- panacea0
"How much is a dime, 5 or 10 cents?"