Shit Girls Say
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- panacea0
^ LOL, "is that mojito", "is that humus", "that poor dog needs water"
- like, totally.mikotondria3
- what cracks me up about chicks, they always think a dog or cat is hungry or thirsty, even after it's just eatenpanacea
- including my own fucking motherpanacea
- Andrew_D0
- whoa, it's out good find!panacea
- AMAZING!Ambushstudio
- Hilarious. I <3 this thread!Iifeinvector
- panacea0
"*Me and my girlz* party harder than YOU jerk off"
- ORAZAL0
"You don't have any friends because you think too highly of yourself"
- pango0
"you are the nicest guy i've ever met"
fuck you!
- panacea0
Sooner or later, you've got to fucking grow up and stop going out to the clubs, getting hammered, and grinding up against guys you don't know. If you fail to reach this stage of personal growth and maturity on your own, it will eventually be forced on you. When you reach a certain age, let's say 30, the bouncers aren't gonna let you in anymore because you've turned into one of those self-deluded women that don't realize they're too old for clubs that you used to laugh at back when you were 21. At that point, you're faced with a serious choice: either grow the fuck up or end up a complete fucking train wreck like Courtney Love. That's not to say that if you continue binge drinking and hanging out in bars that you won't find someone "just as wild" as you, because you will. And I hope the both of you are very happy living in the fucking trailer park.
- pango0
"It's not you, it's me"
- bitch
- panacea0
So what you're fucking saying here is that neither you or your best friend Jillian are ever going to find a man who's fucking dumb enough to marry you, and that even if by some fucking miracle BOTH of you get married, you fully expect those poor fucking bastards to die before you. Also, the only people who end up in nursing homes are people who either don't own houses or don't have enough control over their bodily functions to live by themselves and who don't have any relatives who care enough about them to take them in. So yeah, have a great fucking time in your "cute little rocking chairs", when you're unloved, destitute, and accidentally shitting your pants every few hours.
- monospaced0
"you're going to wear THAT?"
- GeorgesII0
"I've got 99 posts, Osfa ain't the 100th"
true, my cousin's cousin heard it while walking to work at nasa
- ghandolf0
"That would look much nicer out by the curb..."
- BattleAxe0
"I need space"
- panacea0
'Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks."
- That's a poorly-constructed joke.ORAZAL
- I bet a girl made that joke.monospaced
- dbloc0
wrong hole fool.
- e-pill0
oh and this..
http://www.qbn.com/topics/425765…
- e-pill0
- 'supmonospaced
- sputnik...she speaks the truth.Jaline
- It stays!pango
- Jess is cool in my books.monospaced
- monospaced0
potential epic thread bump