Shit Girls Say
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- scarabin0
"ew, why are you so gross!"
- Because I was once a teenage boy. You don't want to know. I'm on best behavior now, shit used to be real. You're lucky.mikotondria3
- sea_sea0
hahahaha!!
- Ironmonkey0
Another trick.
When we are driving she throws on her shitty girl pop music. And doesn't want to go for my obscure just a annoying electronic music. I turn down the radio before she can react and ask her a serious question.For Example; "Hey did you pay the electric bill by check, we should sign up for auto-pay with my card"
Quickly while she contemplates I change the channel or station to something I can take. She is never hip to me changing her song and is in fact still contemplating the question.
- lolukit2
- Well played.Continuity
- ahahaha.. women are dumb.CanHasQBN
- greatnessriskunlogic
- noted!tymeframe
- Liking weird electronic music is rule #1 for me. It doesn't work if they're not into it. Also, girls aren't allowed to touch the radio.section_014
- CALLES0
oh and fellas here is a trick i have mastered through out the years. Whenever you go to a restaurant when you make the order try to suggest something that you would really like to eat for her... since they will like better what you ordered anyways you look like a gentleman when you offer to trade plates with her
- monNom0
after you just won the argument:
"you think you're so fucking smart don't you?"
- (you didn't win shit)monNom
- There's no winning. There's just the fine art of losing gracefully, and on your terms. It takes a life-time to master. Few do.mikotondria3
- plash0
"can you pleas do the fuck'en dishes?! "
// "isnt that why we have a dishwasher? "
"yeah, but you have you put the dishes IN it."- "You have to wash them before you put them in there."
Ironmonkey
- "You have to wash them before you put them in there."
- panacea0
"ALSO, IT'S SPELLED "YOU'RE" YOU ASSHOLE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE."
– Jaline- look at this guy quoting jalinemonospaced
- hahaJaline
- You all sound the same, its uncanny. ;pIronmonkey
- Jaline sounds like a chick, are you?panacea
- Yeah, shes the one.CyBrainX
- Amicus0
If one more person says "that's what she said"...
Jaline
Dec 14, 11, 6:58 a.m.
- mikotondria30
Asks you about yourself : responds with "its' always about you, isn't it ?"
Has argument defty and totally destroyed with one clear, logical statement of undisputable fact, which closes the topic without a shadow of a doubt : responds with unrelated adhominem attack about contentious action performed months ago, which was only slightly queried at the time.
- eg: "At least I don't say I like Hollandaise sauce when I don't"mikotondria3
- CALLES0
So a friend of mine got kicked out by his wife/girlfriend(i know... long story) it was a long time coming. and yes done for good. So kicked out to the streets just to call him after and screaming "YOU BETTER NOT BE STAYING WITH ANOTHER GIRL!!!!!"
- 'Yes I am, and I just got her pregnant.'Continuity
- FUCKING LOLpanacea
- lolllllCanHasQBN
- Ironmonkey0
"Your just going to do what you want anyway"
- your goddamn right woman.Ironmonkey
- "ALSO, IT'S SPELLED "YOU'RE" YOU ASSHOLE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE."Jaline
- "Whatever, I'm not the one who thought Paris Hilton was pretty!"Ironmonkey
- "I NEVER SAID THAT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT."Jaline
- (sorry, went too far there)Jaline
- hhaahaa, Jalinemonospaced
- "SEE THATS THE PROBLEM, YOU DRINK JAGERMEISTER AND START LYING! YOU WASH THE FUCKING DISHES!!"Ironmonkey
- whoaa...this is getting weirdIronmonkey
- You two are soooooo in love. :PContinuity
- MHDC0
"I wanna a drink, but I don't like the taste of alcohol"
- doesnotexist0
"would you still love me if i had no legs?"
- I had one do a different spin: 'Would you still love me if an alligator bit my face off?'Continuity
- hahaha to bothpanacea
- thats the misfits!!mekk
- mekk0
"i want to try anal. with other guys."
- Jimbo820
"gurlfriend"
- Jimbo820
"what – ever"
- GeorgesII0
I hate getting kicked in the ovaries!!
- obsolete0
I've never done this before!