Shit Girls Say
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- monospaced0
"you're going to wear THAT?"
- panacea0
So what you're fucking saying here is that neither you or your best friend Jillian are ever going to find a man who's fucking dumb enough to marry you, and that even if by some fucking miracle BOTH of you get married, you fully expect those poor fucking bastards to die before you. Also, the only people who end up in nursing homes are people who either don't own houses or don't have enough control over their bodily functions to live by themselves and who don't have any relatives who care enough about them to take them in. So yeah, have a great fucking time in your "cute little rocking chairs", when you're unloved, destitute, and accidentally shitting your pants every few hours.
- pango0
"It's not you, it's me"
- bitch
- panacea0
Sooner or later, you've got to fucking grow up and stop going out to the clubs, getting hammered, and grinding up against guys you don't know. If you fail to reach this stage of personal growth and maturity on your own, it will eventually be forced on you. When you reach a certain age, let's say 30, the bouncers aren't gonna let you in anymore because you've turned into one of those self-deluded women that don't realize they're too old for clubs that you used to laugh at back when you were 21. At that point, you're faced with a serious choice: either grow the fuck up or end up a complete fucking train wreck like Courtney Love. That's not to say that if you continue binge drinking and hanging out in bars that you won't find someone "just as wild" as you, because you will. And I hope the both of you are very happy living in the fucking trailer park.
- pango0
"you are the nicest guy i've ever met"
fuck you!
- ORAZAL0
"You don't have any friends because you think too highly of yourself"
- panacea0
"*Me and my girlz* party harder than YOU jerk off"
- Andrew_D0
- whoa, it's out good find!panacea
- AMAZING!Ambushstudio
- Hilarious. I <3 this thread!Iifeinvector
- panacea0
^ LOL, "is that mojito", "is that humus", "that poor dog needs water"
- like, totally.mikotondria3
- what cracks me up about chicks, they always think a dog or cat is hungry or thirsty, even after it's just eatenpanacea
- including my own fucking motherpanacea
- i_monk0
^
"I'm just like ...................................The first funny line in the series.
- panacea0
"Who's James Brown?"
- panacea0
While watching Pearl Harbor (in the theater):
"Who's the guy in the wheel chair?"
"Why are the Japanese bombing them?"
"When did this happen?"
"If your plane touches the water, do you automatically die?"
- i_monk0
I overheard this last night:
One girl compliments another on her coat. She replies, as perky as possible: "Yeah I love it! I got it at (somewhere) for like $20! It was on sale! Actually it's not very warm but it's okay. Isn't it nice? But it's poorly made, all the snaps started coming off right away."
Made me think of this thread, anyway.
- Jaline0
lol, panacea. Did you just break up with someone?
- cruddlebub0
this isn't something they say, more something they do, and it fucks me off no end.
they sit and stare at you....
not a loving stare.
not a hateful stare.
just stare...
i can see her out of the corner of my eye....staring.
WHAT!??
...nothing...
- teachers use the same trick with students. it's not nicepanacea
- I would guess she's looking at you thinking "that's an ugly son-of-a-bitch right there"ahli
- or perhaps.. "I'm sure I could do better"ahli
- both i expect...either way it creeps me outcruddlebub
- Jaline0
I don't mean to shit on your thread, but the level of testosterone at QBN could be offset in some way. I've been trying to find a good way to explain why this "Shit Girls Say" phenomenon is full of douchbaggery. I think I've found it:
http://sodisarmingdarling.tumblr…- You totally meant to shit on the thread. That's the total, passive aggressive way girls often approach things.ETM
- Sorry to stereotype, but you just fell into it yourself. Maybe we should just all laugh about it.ETM
- It's cool if you're post-feminist. Equality and fairness and opportunity goes without saying, that said, lets celebrate and...mikotondria3
- ...enjoy the differences between the genders, as between any 2 groups, we can spot unreformed sexism a mile away, it doesn't fit in this humor.mikotondria3
- away, and such unsophistication doesn't fly in this type of humor. It's like mocking your siblings; gently.mikotondria3
- I can't relate to a lot of things here (kind of a minimalist when it comes to talking) but I still think it's all pretty hilarious.Iifeinvector
- And you didn't shit on the thread, you just gave another perspective. :)Iifeinvector
- if you can't take a fucking joke, go fuck yourself, that's my motto.panacea
- I definitely laugh at some of it too. Just wanted to post why the whole thing is a bit uneasy.Jaline
- eficks0
"I don't mean to shit on your thread, but"
- < oh snap!ETM
- hahahahacruddlebub
- ha ha you beat me too it. better she stops postingpanacea
- I was only kidding. Don't be mean.eficks
- ETM0
Gimme a break. Why should any male feel bad about this when 99% of media advertising says that men are all incompetent boobs that are scared of their wives. It is what it is. Gender stereotyping... of course. Lowest common denominator... sure. Nuggets of truth... some. To be horribly offended by... nah. God people need to just relax.
- Why is it totally acceptable when women shit on guys endlessly, but in the reverse role, it's not cool?ETM
- *cause they're too sensitive, etc etc.mikotondria3
- BINGO! Back to my motto, "if you can't take a joke..." Jesus Fucking Christ the PC BS these days.panacea
- It's not acceptable.Jaline
- and panacea, you're the main user here who's not joking. I can tell because you post the same shit in every thread.Jaline
- ETM, you do know that men are controlling most of those shows, right? They also have hot wives in those programs...Jaline
- Most of these things are really said by a lot of women, of course. I just think it's more interesting to have a dialogue about it.Jaline
- about it. Anyway, carry on, as you'll ignore me anyway.Jaline
- monospaced0
Jaline, the douchebaggery here, I believe, is more a regurgitation of the stereotypes about what girls say and less about actual opinions of the alleged douchebags posting here.