Shit Girls Say
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- Amicus0
If one more person says "that's what she said"...
Jaline
Dec 14, 11, 6:58 a.m.
- panacea0
"ALSO, IT'S SPELLED "YOU'RE" YOU ASSHOLE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE."
– Jaline- look at this guy quoting jalinemonospaced
- hahaJaline
- You all sound the same, its uncanny. ;pIronmonkey
- Jaline sounds like a chick, are you?panacea
- Yeah, shes the one.CyBrainX
- plash0
"can you pleas do the fuck'en dishes?! "
// "isnt that why we have a dishwasher? "
"yeah, but you have you put the dishes IN it."- "You have to wash them before you put them in there."
Ironmonkey
- "You have to wash them before you put them in there."
- monNom0
after you just won the argument:
"you think you're so fucking smart don't you?"
- (you didn't win shit)monNom
- There's no winning. There's just the fine art of losing gracefully, and on your terms. It takes a life-time to master. Few do.mikotondria3
- CALLES0
oh and fellas here is a trick i have mastered through out the years. Whenever you go to a restaurant when you make the order try to suggest something that you would really like to eat for her... since they will like better what you ordered anyways you look like a gentleman when you offer to trade plates with her
- Ironmonkey0
Another trick.
When we are driving she throws on her shitty girl pop music. And doesn't want to go for my obscure just a annoying electronic music. I turn down the radio before she can react and ask her a serious question.For Example; "Hey did you pay the electric bill by check, we should sign up for auto-pay with my card"
Quickly while she contemplates I change the channel or station to something I can take. She is never hip to me changing her song and is in fact still contemplating the question.
- lolukit2
- Well played.Continuity
- ahahaha.. women are dumb.CanHasQBN
- greatnessriskunlogic
- noted!tymeframe
- Liking weird electronic music is rule #1 for me. It doesn't work if they're not into it. Also, girls aren't allowed to touch the radio.section_014
- sea_sea0
hahahaha!!
- scarabin0
"ew, why are you so gross!"
- Because I was once a teenage boy. You don't want to know. I'm on best behavior now, shit used to be real. You're lucky.mikotondria3
- Continuity0
'I think we need a break.'
Translation: I'm cheating on you, and I want to know if it's worth it. By cheating on you come more.
- sea_sea0
"shut up and rub my feet!"
- LOL ... rub them yourself, woman! :PContinuity
- "aww no you diin't!" lolsea_sea
- I love it when you rub my feet like you used to...mikotondria3
- CGN0
wrong hole, wtf? but i like it
- slappy0
"you hanging out with your boyfriend again.."
- omg0
wtf! :: spits ::
"I said not in the mouth asshole!"
- BusterBoy0
"can you just do me a quick favour...can you..."
- bulletfactory0
"I'm 18"
- lajj0
"can I drive now?"
- slappy0
"why do you need another pair of headphones?"
- hahahaha :)
More speakers ? I thought you liked the ones I got you.mikotondria3
- hahahaha :)
- tOki0
"Who is <em>that</em>"