Shit Girls Say
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- Continuity0
'Do you think she's prettier than I am?'
- CALLES0
"remember five years ago when you said ____ and ____ and did _____ _____ you promised you would never ____ _____ ______ _____ again, you dont remember? well i do"
- ETM0
"I don't mean to nag..." then proceeds to.
- CALLES0
another little thing i do is ask the girl that i am dating if a certain far away chick is hot. usually they tell me kindly instead of me trying to sneak looks around
- bliznutty0
Fellas, you want your woman to be happy?
All you got to say is, "How was your day?"
"Honey, how was your day?"
Know why?
Because "How was your day?" is a 45-minute conversation to a woman.
And as a man, you don't really gotta talk.. you gotta just act like you're talking.
"Get out of here. Go on! I don't believe it! You don't say! Really? Get out of here! I told you that bitch crazy!"
You gotta throw in, "I told you that bitch crazy."
You know why?
Because every woman's got another woman at her job that she can't stand.Women, y'all exaggerate everything.
You turn it into some Dynasty shit, like: "She's trying to destroy me!"
What the fuck are you talking about?
You wrap up bags at J.C. Penney's! What's she doing, ripping up your paper?-Chris Rock
- I read that in my head, and my head yelled every word just like chris rock.bulletfactory
- bravo, chris.bulletfactory
- There some wise-ass shit right there. Fuckers need to memorize that shit. Get that shit tattooed on your fucken hand.mikotondria3
- CALLES0
her: are you listening to me
me: yes, im sorry
- prophetone0
her... "another one? how many bloody drum machines do you need?!"
me... "...all of them."
- univers0
"GROSS! Don't fart in bed. I just washed the sheets."
- if your farts stain the sheets, you have other issues.bulletfactory
- lolunivers
- dijitaq0
"up to you..."
but we all know it has to be within her approval- hahahamonospaced
- classic, sounds like a line from the Born Loserpanacea
- TheeOtherJuan0
"Its weird you dont text much.......Not going to change you, just an FYI."
- Time to run!
- Ianbolton0
"Oh my god, where did I put my purse? Oh my god. Oh my god, why does this always have to happen to me?"
"It's in your handbag."
"Shit. I don't have time for this. Where is my handbag? Why does everything always have to go wrong like this? IAN, I need you to help me. "
"It's in your hand. Now, where did I put my keys?"
"For gods sake Ian, you always do this to me. You know I'm going to be late. Why do you always have to lose your keys when I have things like this to do? I can't believe you'd do something like this to me now."
"It's okay, they're in my pocket."
>Disgusted look of pure disgust<
- obsolete0
"I don't have gag reflex, I only drunk too many shots"
- panacea0
Lucy Van Pelt: You DO think I'm beautiful, don't you, Charlie Brown?
[pause]
Lucy Van Pelt: You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted. I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN INSULTED.Charlie Brown: Good grief.
- panacea0
Oh and the ever popular White Girl Problem
https://twitter.com/#!/whitegrlp…Why is it so fucking early all the time? #whitegirlproblems
I missed 16 holiday parties last night. #whitegirlproblems
I need you to tell me I look like a model. #whitegirlproblems
- _niko0
all true, and yet here we are, putting up with their shit 24/7.
What we'll do for a bit of pussy.
We all need a medal.
- CALLES0
the most expensive food you will ever eat... pussy
- sorry qbn ladies... love you all.. well not tha way... you feel me?CALLES
- lol @ paying for it after you establish a cost... "We know what you are, now we're just negotiating price"idiots
- naw man i mean even over the years relationships and stuff... you pay for almost everythingCALLES
- and get divorced... forget about itCALLES