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'Do you think she's prettier than I am?'
- or the just as dangerous "do you think she's pretty?"– ifeltdave1/2
  shit i just say it without her asking. Damn, she's pretty hot.– rodzilla2/2
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Dog-earDec 14, 11, 6:20 p.m. – Permalink
CALLES
"remember five years ago when you said ____ and ____ and did _____ _____ you promised you would never ____ _____ ______ _____ again, you dont remember? well i do"
- lol– AlexanderDK
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Dog-earDec 14, 11, 6:20 p.m. – Permalink
ETM
"I don't mean to nag..." then proceeds to.
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Dog-earDec 14, 11, 6:21 p.m. – Permalink
CALLES
another little thing i do is ask the girl that i am dating if a certain far away chick is hot. usually they tell me kindly instead of me trying to sneak looks around
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Dog-earDec 14, 11, 6:25 p.m. – Permalink
bliznutty
Fellas, you want your woman to be happy?
All you got to say is, "How was your day?"
"Honey, how was your day?"
Know why?
Because "How was your day?" is a 45-minute conversation to a woman.
And as a man, you don't really gotta talk.. you gotta just act like you're talking.
"Get out of here. Go on! I don't believe it! You don't say! Really? Get out of here! I told you that bitch crazy!"
You gotta throw in, "I told you that bitch crazy."
You know why?
Because every woman's got another woman at her job that she can't stand.
Women, y'all exaggerate everything.
You turn it into some Dynasty shit, like: "She's trying to destroy me!"
What the fuck are you talking about?
You wrap up bags at J.C. Penney's! What's she doing, ripping up your paper?
-Chris Rock
- I read that in my head, and my head yelled every word just like chris rock.– bulletfactory1/3
  bravo, chris.– bulletfactory2/3
  There some wise-ass shit right there. Fuckers need to memorize that shit. Get that shit tattooed on your fucken hand.– mikotondria33/3
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Dog-earDec 14, 11, 6:27 p.m. – Permalink
CALLES
her: are you listening to me
me: yes, im sorry
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Dog-earDec 14, 11, 6:40 p.m. – Permalink
prophetone
her... "another one? how many bloody drum machines do you need?!"
me... "...all of them."
- +1– idiots1/3
  haha!!– e-pill2/3
  another one? how many bloody [fill in blank' do you need?!"
  never applies to purses.– monNom3/3
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Dog-earDec 14, 11, 7:19 p.m. – Permalink
ifeltdave
"don't get a motorcycle"
you can't tell me what to do, woman
- respond with; "I'll buy you your own helmet".... or just dump her altogether.– idiots1/3
  LOL~!– panacea2/3
  tell her women have orgasms from the vibration of riding it– scarabin3/3
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Dog-earDec 14, 11, 9:58 p.m. – Permalink
univers
"GROSS! Don't fart in bed. I just washed the sheets."
- if your farts stain the sheets, you have other issues.– bulletfactory1/2
  lol– univers2/2
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Dog-earDec 14, 11, 10:10 p.m. – Permalink
univers
My Response:
Me: "Well I am sure you fart when you sleep."
Her: "No I do not!"
6 months pass.....
Her: "Do I really fart while I sleep?"
- ha– panacea1/3
  my farts wake me up sometimes– scarabin2/3
  lol you got issues– ali3/3
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Dog-earDec 14, 11, 10:12 p.m. – Permalink
dijitaq
"up to you..."
but we all know it has to be within her approval
- hahaha– monospaced1/2
  classic, sounds like a line from the Born Loser– panacea2/2
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Dog-earDec 14, 11, 10:19 p.m. – Permalink
TheeOtherJuan
"Its weird you dont text much.......Not going to change you, just an FYI."
- Time to run!
- oh fuuuuuck!– ifeltdave
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Dog-earDec 14, 11, 10:26 p.m. – Permalink
Ianbolton
"Oh my god, where did I put my purse? Oh my god. Oh my god, why does this always have to happen to me?"
"It's in your handbag."
"Shit. I don't have time for this. Where is my handbag? Why does everything always have to go wrong like this? IAN, I need you to help me. "
"It's in your hand. Now, where did I put my keys?"
"For gods sake Ian, you always do this to me. You know I'm going to be late. Why do you always have to lose your keys when I have things like this to do? I can't believe you'd do something like this to me now."
"It's okay, they're in my pocket."
>Disgusted look of pure disgust<
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Dog-earDec 15, 11, 2:07 a.m. – Permalink
caterpus
"I'm not a bitch, right?"
- if I had a nickle...– panacea1/2
  a nickle... worth 5 or 10 cents?– caterpus2/2
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Dog-earDec 15, 11, 5:29 a.m. – Permalink
obsolete
"I don't have gag reflex, I only drunk too many shots"
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Dog-earDec 15, 11, 5:34 a.m. – Permalink
panacea
Lucy Van Pelt: You DO think I'm beautiful, don't you, Charlie Brown?
[pause]
Lucy Van Pelt: You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted. I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN INSULTED.
Charlie Brown: Good grief.
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Dog-earDec 15, 11, 6:24 a.m. – Permalink
panacea
Oh and the ever popular White Girl Problem
https://twitter.com/#!/whitegrlp…
Why is it so fucking early all the time? #whitegirlproblems
I missed 16 holiday parties last night. #whitegirlproblems
I need you to tell me I look like a model. #whitegirlproblems
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Dog-earDec 15, 11, 8:09 a.m. – Permalink
GeorgesII
- Word.
  – Morning_star1/2
  yep– tymeframe2/2
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Dog-earDec 15, 11, 8:31 a.m. – Permalink
_niko
all true, and yet here we are, putting up with their shit 24/7.
What we'll do for a bit of pussy.
We all need a medal.
- or GTFO– sea_sea1/3
  yep– panacea2/3
  suckers– Jaline3/3
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Dog-earDec 15, 11, 8:40 a.m. – Permalink
CALLES
the most expensive food you will ever eat... pussy
- sorry qbn ladies... love you all.. well not tha way... you feel me?– CALLES1/4
  lol @ paying for it after you establish a cost... "We know what you are, now we're just negotiating price"– idiots2/4
  naw man i mean even over the years relationships and stuff... you pay for almost everything– CALLES3/4
  and get divorced... forget about it– CALLES4/4
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