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- ohhhhhsnap0
anyone who uses the word ghetto as a pejorative
- moldero4
been working with 3 different web development guys out of arizona, (I do random shit for the same clients) found out last month, 1 guy doesn't even know how to code, he sends all his work out to india, ok fine, they do good code, whatever.
Found out today the same thing about another one of these so called "developers" when I was talking to him about the most basic wordpress shit, guy had no idea what the fuck I was talking about, and then basically said "my team of developers will do blah blah blah tonight and you'll have it in the morning". makes me wonder about the third developer. FFS. I'm assuming these guys could only sell to guys who don't know websites at all, like small mom and pop shops, their "web development" business wouldn't survive 5 minutes in California.Even as a salesman, you gotta know what the fuck your selling FFS, but they dont even call themselves salesmen, they market themselves as "developers", what a fucking joke.
- i_monk0
The IT dept switching us from Entourage to Mac Mail + iCal + Address Book without notice. It's fucked up my work flow, and now I have to look at those skyooömorphic interfaces.
- ORAZAL0
People that call illustration art
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Anal retentive art snobs- illustration is art, dudersmonospaced
- I hope you're being sarcastic, since stating "illustration is not art," makes you an anal retentive art snob.bulletfactory
- According to Orazal.gramme
- animatedgif0
Alternatively designers who don't learn how the actual technology works so don't design around it. (Coming from a designer BTW, but one which actually understands the medium they're working in)
oh and people who wear backpack, are you fucking 12?
- I haven't seen a design that can't be created with current technology (web) yet. So, they remain lazy cunts.monospaced
- yes @ backpack commentscarabin
- Some people like to have both hands free.ORAZAL
- I love my back pack. It's better for your back to have weight evenly distributed.jtb26
- Yeh, I love my backpack and I'm many multiples of 12...mikotondria3
- shapesalad1
Someone contacted me about a video editor / motion design job... the amount of stuff listed in the job description, disciplines and areas of expertise...
It's like asking for a sound designer.
Who can set up mics + mixing desk for live recording, mix live audio.
Master and mix recorded audio to broadcast standards.
Compose in Ableton, knows all the audio plugins, can do sound design and field recording, is up to date with latest music trends and can do cool music remixes, can sketch out ideas and present to high up management, is very creative and able to explain complex themes with simple melodies, can play trombone, drums and banjo (nice to have!), as well as conducting a full philharmonic orchestra and is comfortable jumping into free jazz solos using 5/8 tempos.
- Krassy0
^^^
- I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out how this hack became so famous, wealthy and successful.organicgrid
- confidence.bklyndroobeki
- "Hack"
Like you've ever done anything remotely as interestingmarychain
- jon_d0
bad party hosts
- i_monk0
Client who contradicts every single one of her previous directions and then implies I'm incompetent for not ignoring those directions.
- set0
- Ianbolton0
The guy I work with who goes to the toilet to take selfies for Instagram of his current 'accidental' fashion going's on.
Cool T-Shirt man!
- omahadesigns0
Clients who don't pay on time.
- designquestions0
Client who negotiates for $5 off hourly rate for tiny job.
- elahon0
- They're fucking ugly feet, too.Continuity
- and they need a clippingmanonthestreet
- i can't stand long toe nails, eeeek!sea_sea
- scarabin0
restaurant websites that don't have the address and hours on the first page. and when you do find the address it's in flash so i can't copy and paste it into maps
- totally... they simply miss the point that the main reason ANYONE visits is for that informationmonospaced
- ... menu is 5 clicks away, and a hires pdf downloadGnash
- lol. yepscarabin
- i'm looking at you, http://www.edisondow…scarabin
- <those seo's cant be good unless you google the exact fucking name of the jointmoldero
- bainbridge3
People who are always negative or complainers.
They don't realize they're miserable and it affects my mood.
- mg330
People who use the word "beta" in place of the word "information." I'm seeing it so much on ski/snowboard forums these days, ex: "Anyone have any beta on the conditions at such and such place?"
- Nairn7
Gotta love designers wanting to use 'recycled' or 'reclaimed' goods, but wanting to use 'spares' or 'off-cuts' from other companies, in this case me.
Aye, like I stash away all those hundreds of pain in the arse bits of plastic and shit for you to use for free and then promote how worthy you are. Fuck off. If you want them, you're paying for them.
- Horp0
^ I worked at a company where the finance girl used to say 'kindalike' all the time in conversations. She's be kindalike on the phone to a major client explaining something important and, kindalike, financial, and kindalike she'd be saying it but kindalike with kindalike this word kindalike popping in more and more as the conversation kindalike proceeded.
It was a nervous tick for her. The more important the person was she had to speak to, and the more money involved, the more kindalike's she had to dish out to release the tension.
- the cure: a punch in the face for every kindalike. Re-program that girl pavlov-style!pressplay