the rapture
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- autoflavour0
does this mean on the 22nd, when NOTHING happens.. people will abandon Christianity?
- bulletfactory0
I am enraptured by this thread.
- All this stress about the end of the world is going to rapture my spleenset
- ha!bulletfactory
- set0
- GeorgesII0
For years I've been eyeing my local church building,
I want to transform it in discoteque,
as soon as the raptured are gone,I'm moving the fuck in!
- fuck yea, we'll have an after rapture partyset
- call it "The Rapture Delight"ApeRobot
- how fucking awesome would it be if all those religious freaks were actually taken? We'd finally make progressmonospaced
- Nah. That Devil guy would be around more fucking things up.ETM
- ETM0
First I was like, "WTF, rapture".
Then I was like, "Lulz, rapture".
- marychain0
ok supposedly this thing will take 5 months....the world won't be "destroyed" until October...apparently god is going to take his time raturing people...so all this nonsense won't end on Saturday.
I may start punching people before then....
My son is due in September...so I'm to busy thinking about all the awesome times to come.....People need to fuck off with this fairy tale ghost story
- no no no... don't try to change stuff up now, man up.. is going to be INSTANTMiguex
- Do you know how much paperwork is involved in a Rapture? Have a heart, manlocustsloth
- tOki0
"Dear Fellow Christian:
As the Apostle Paul describes in Thessalonians as quoted above, at some point in the future Jesus will come in the air, catch up the Church from the earth, and then return to heaven with the Church. This is known as the Rapture and it will be glorious. But what of our pets? Who will take care of our pets when we're gone?
I'm Sharon Moss, and I'd like to help answer that question"
- so the non christians left behind have to take care of your dog for $10?prophetone
- rylamar0
- lol x 10prophetone
- hahahahahaMiguex
- 666, pure goldmonospaced
- hahaha!sea_sea
- id make the hi 999
or the low 333 and the hi 66674LEO
- Miesfan0
- http://www.thedailys…Miesfan
- So i got 5 month left to party as much as possible.ApeRobot
- akrok0
GET YA TICKET NOW! lol.
- monospaced0
- Atheists taking advantage. Pure legal gold mockery.monospaced
- brilliant - if u scoff at the service, you're a bad christian - so 2 b rapturred - u have 2 paydnoobie
- genius...and no refunds!monospaced
- adumbratesly0
Another sure sign that Canadians are going straight to hell - hockey + nudity = ...
- set0
Man if all these religious nutjobs all of a sudden one day disappear, the world is going to be a much better place. Bring it on!
- raf0
- sothere0
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