the rapture
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- marychain0
So what bullshit are these idiots misinterpreting exactly?
What's the passage? I highly doubt anything says May 21st 2011
- You know what...fuck it
I'm not gonna read it anywaymarychain - exactlymonospaced
- it's a gimickdbloc
- You know what...fuck it
- ukit0
Saved?
MOST CHRISTIANS ARE CONFIDENT THAT THEY WILL BE SAVED FROM THE WRATH OF GOD'S JUDGMENT. BUT GOD DECLARES IN THE BIBLE THAT ONLY A REMNANT, A SMALL NUMBER, WILL ACTUALLY BE SAVED.
For many are called, but few are chosen. (Matthew 22:14)
Let the groveling begin
- ukit0
- i_monk0
I'm going to be in the Caymans, so it's convenient that I'll have my passport handy.
- usrper0
- geeez look at the neck hole on that shirt!
http://www.texasmusi…Miguex - u-neck shirt. ew.kona
- is that what this is called? u-neck? hahahahahahaMiguex
- geeez look at the neck hole on that shirt!
- adumbratesly0
Ok, I get the possibility of the Moroccan and/or PRC flag in there, but Belgium? However, my "home and native land", Canada? Damn - we middle of the road, forever grey, always peace lovin' Canadians are going to hell? Damn... it's hockey isn't it? Or was it the maple syrup I used in 1972 with Miss... well, never mind. Damned I am, damned.
- ...and Jamaica? Well, reggae and the herb will damn you, I guess.adumbratesly
- wagshaft0
Same guy predicted a rapture 1994. Turned out it was only a MLB strike.
- TheMagicSheep0
^^ "It's the anniversary of Noah's Flood: A great deal of effort has been made by biblical literalists over the years to identify the exact chronology of the events dictated in the Old Testament. Some scholars, including Camping, adhere to the theory that the Biblical Flood took place on May 21 in the year 4,990 B.C. Then, in Genesis, God told Noah seven days before the Flood to warn people of the impending cataclysm. And Camping posits that this figure, seven days, holds greater significance than meets the eye. According to the biblical passage 2 Peter 3:8, "one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day." Therefore, argues Camping, Rapture should occur 7,000 years after the Flood. And the 7,000th anniversary of the biblical deluge, by his math, falls on May 21, 2011.
It's the anniversary of Creation ... sort of: Another piece of evidence — explained by Family Radio affiliate eBibleFellowship — suggests that the world began in 11,013 B.C., and its 13,000th anniversary came and went in 1988. During that year, apparently on May 21, the end of the "church age" came to pass. Then, a 23-year time of "tribulation" began, during which Satan claimed dominion over all the world's churches. (Camping also supports this notion. He claims that the number "23" — far from just being a poorly received Jim Carrey film — also represents "destruction" in biblical symbology.) The end of this particular period of cosmological strife is said to fall on May 21, 2011.
Divine Numerology: This elaborate line of reasoning first argues that Jesus Christ was killed on April 1 in the year 33 A.D. Using that date, the crucifixion would have occurred exactly 1,978 years and 51 days — or 722,500 days — before May 21, 2011. It turns out that 722,500 is also the product of an equation — (5 x 10 x 17)^2 — that includes three different numbers of significance, according to Camping. Five means "atonement." Ten indicates "completeness. "And 17 signifies "heaven." Thus: Armageddon."
- pixellette0
Came across this brilliant site...ha
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.c…What to do with your pets when the world ends this week.
“For $135.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $20.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.”
- yeah, did you find it on the first page? hahahaha, sorry pixmonospaced
- 3rd comment on this threadmonospaced
- oppss! got too excited
pixellette
- scarabin0
just one more nail in the credibility of the plague on man that is christianity