the rapture
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- dbloc0
3 Days and a Wake Up.
- ukit0
- tOki0
"Dear Fellow Christian:
As the Apostle Paul describes in Thessalonians as quoted above, at some point in the future Jesus will come in the air, catch up the Church from the earth, and then return to heaven with the Church. This is known as the Rapture and it will be glorious. But what of our pets? Who will take care of our pets when we're gone?
I'm Sharon Moss, and I'd like to help answer that question"
- so the non christians left behind have to take care of your dog for $10?prophetone
- Miesfan0
- http://www.thedailys…Miesfan
- So i got 5 month left to party as much as possible.ApeRobot
- kona0
WHEW!
I misread the title and thought this was about the RapTOR overloards coming on the 21st. The RapTURE... ah... no worries then. Carry on.
- hallelujah0
soon all the fundamentalist scum with be washed off the streets
- set0
LOL at the guy who spent his life savings ($86,000) on the campaign to warn everyone....
- adumbratesly0
Ok, I get the possibility of the Moroccan and/or PRC flag in there, but Belgium? However, my "home and native land", Canada? Damn - we middle of the road, forever grey, always peace lovin' Canadians are going to hell? Damn... it's hockey isn't it? Or was it the maple syrup I used in 1972 with Miss... well, never mind. Damned I am, damned.
- ...and Jamaica? Well, reggae and the herb will damn you, I guess.adumbratesly
- pixellette0
Came across this brilliant site...ha
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.c…What to do with your pets when the world ends this week.
“For $135.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $20.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.”
- yeah, did you find it on the first page? hahahaha, sorry pixmonospaced
- 3rd comment on this threadmonospaced
- oppss! got too excited
pixellette
- autoflavour0
does this mean on the 22nd, when NOTHING happens.. people will abandon Christianity?
- bulletfactory0
I am enraptured by this thread.
- All this stress about the end of the world is going to rapture my spleenset
- ha!bulletfactory
- set0
- GeorgesII0
For years I've been eyeing my local church building,
I want to transform it in discoteque,
as soon as the raptured are gone,I'm moving the fuck in!
- fuck yea, we'll have an after rapture partyset
- call it "The Rapture Delight"ApeRobot
- how fucking awesome would it be if all those religious freaks were actually taken? We'd finally make progressmonospaced
- Nah. That Devil guy would be around more fucking things up.ETM
- monospaced0
The evangelical crazies are in full force in Grand Central. This morning I stopped and asked one of them (rhetorically) if she really believed this stuff. Of course she replied "yes." My next question absolutely stumped her though: "Then why aren't you doing something better with your time than standing in the train station trying to warn us?"