the rapture
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- autoflavour0
does this mean on the 22nd, when NOTHING happens.. people will abandon Christianity?
- pixellette0
Came across this brilliant site...ha
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.c…What to do with your pets when the world ends this week.
“For $135.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $20.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.”
- yeah, did you find it on the first page? hahahaha, sorry pixmonospaced
- 3rd comment on this threadmonospaced
- oppss! got too excited
pixellette
- adumbratesly0
Ok, I get the possibility of the Moroccan and/or PRC flag in there, but Belgium? However, my "home and native land", Canada? Damn - we middle of the road, forever grey, always peace lovin' Canadians are going to hell? Damn... it's hockey isn't it? Or was it the maple syrup I used in 1972 with Miss... well, never mind. Damned I am, damned.
- ...and Jamaica? Well, reggae and the herb will damn you, I guess.adumbratesly
- set0
LOL at the guy who spent his life savings ($86,000) on the campaign to warn everyone....
- hallelujah0
soon all the fundamentalist scum with be washed off the streets
- kona0
WHEW!
I misread the title and thought this was about the RapTOR overloards coming on the 21st. The RapTURE... ah... no worries then. Carry on.
- Miesfan0
- http://www.thedailys…Miesfan
- So i got 5 month left to party as much as possible.ApeRobot
- tOki0
"Dear Fellow Christian:
As the Apostle Paul describes in Thessalonians as quoted above, at some point in the future Jesus will come in the air, catch up the Church from the earth, and then return to heaven with the Church. This is known as the Rapture and it will be glorious. But what of our pets? Who will take care of our pets when we're gone?
I'm Sharon Moss, and I'd like to help answer that question"
- so the non christians left behind have to take care of your dog for $10?prophetone
- ukit0
- dbloc0
3 Days and a Wake Up.
- certainone0
HAPPY CYCLING
- rylamar0
- lol x 10prophetone
- hahahahahaMiguex
- 666, pure goldmonospaced
- hahaha!sea_sea
- id make the hi 999
or the low 333 and the hi 66674LEO
- ETM0
First I was like, "WTF, rapture".
Then I was like, "Lulz, rapture".