So... what do you do?
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- maquito0
I once met a creative director who had a business card that said "human being" as a title.
- I like his style.lukus_W
- i donteighteen
- reminds me of this guy http://www.lazyliter…eighteen
- Dodecahedron0
"paheimp"
- Dodecahedron0
"paheimp"
- georgesIII0
Dad listen,
I'm the fuckn Baracus of problem solving,
I build shit from scratch and leave town before it blows in your face.
- SoulFly0
I have an uncle & aunt that cannot, after many many attempts, understand graphic design. Every Christmas or family reunion they would pose the question "what you do again? You work with computers right?". That until one time I told them that I "place bar codes in packages, like in an assembly line of a factory". The smile in their face was very rewarding. And they felt so proud of me. THIS IS ALL KIDDING ASIDE. True story.
- bigtrick0
Job Title: Sr. Web Designer and partner.
Location: Detroit, MI
Salary/Income: 190k/year and some company benefits
- ethandmarquis0
I am trained to lie to people.
- utopian0
ROCKSTAR!
- Peter0
If websites and such is your forte, and you have to explain it, why not say that
you design packages and ads...-,
(because they'll know what that means),
"...but on internet".Me...I simply lie.
- cannonball19780
i spend time explaining what i do to my grandma every single time
- drgz0
Sell-out / indirect customer history data processor
Formerly php developer
- dragonfruit0
I say;
Design™ is a specification of an object, manifested by an agent, intended to accomplish goals, in a particular environment, using a set of primitive components, satisfying a set of requirements, subject to constraints.
The person Design™-ing is called a Designer™.I am a Designer™.
- necromation0
Cunt - Smasher
- itstimefortea0
i've always liked the term 'refuse engineer' for bin men .
- fyoucher10
Art Designer™
- necromation0
Just being promoted from Cunt - Smasher to :
Bukkake Supervisor
- WhiteFace0
ooo, how interesting, can you sort out my email?
- Sure... i'll Send one girl and ten guys round. just leave some tissues on the tablenecromation