Stuff my wife says
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- RumperChunk
So, my wife can be really funny at times. And I mean funny ha ha... I'll be posting some classic soundbites from her as we drift slowly toward old age..
1st up:
"Get me drunk and show me how much you love me...""if you don't shut up, I'll punch you in your big fat gay head"
She truly is one in a million....
- ukit0
- Maaku0
Are you married to this guy's father?
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays…
"See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested."
- fooler20
take my wife... please
- JSK0
"Could you let me know which Leica you like so I can get it for you?"
- your life has one track now doesn't it, a red circular trackbigtrick
- Now THAT is a quote..!RumperChunk
- gfy. kindly.canuck
- brandelec0
"What time does the adult store close?"
- Rand0
*dogeared
- RumperChunk0
"You're as much use as a Nat's Chuff.."
- 2 questions:
What's a Nat?
What's a Chuff?CyBrain - A nat is a very small fly, and a chuff is a vagina..RumperChunk
- Gnat.chalk
- A Gnats chuff is actually quite useful to a gnat. The expression is "Tight as a gnats chuff!" anyway.HAYZ1LLA
- 2 questions:
- ghandolf0
Me:
"Wouldn't this look nice on our porch, hun?"
Her:
"It'll look even nicer out by the curb."
- SrSamaurai0
Can you PIITB?
- Rand0
grim stuff
- WeLoveNoise0
her: what you want for dinner?
me: dunno
her: fuck me - make a fuckin decision for once in your life
me: ok fine, i want sauagae and mash
her: aahhhh i dont really feel like that tonight
me: then go fuck yourself cos i'm cooking sausage and mash now- This is marriage. Being goaded into being the one who decides what you both don't want so that "it's your fault", whatever that is.mikotondria3
- Where shall we eat ? I dunno.
JUST - DECIDE. Fine, fine - Chinese. Really ? We always do what YOU want, don't we ?mikotondria3 - how did you know we eat chinese all the time!!!
its marriage but i like it anf its lil bullshit argumentsWeLoveNoise - I always get the "why dont you think of something" routineFallowDeer
- "you can't think of anything either!! Don't have a go at me, you're just as bad !"mikotondria3
- ifeltdave0
your wife: I'm leaving you
- drgz0
lets post pics of your wives
- sneakybadger0
I would do this but can never remember the stuff she says....
- prophet0
"i don't give a rat's ass."
- akrok0
"i saw the way she looked at you!"
- prophet0
"never mind what's in this kate spade bag."
- prophet0
"is there a special reason why you need six drum machines?"
- ...where do you start !?mikotondria3
- by nodding and backing out of the room...prophet
- haha.akrokdesign
- LOLHAYZ1LLA
- RoyBoyII0
so when is the divorce settlement happening?