Stuff my wife says 3535 Responses

Last post: 1 year, 5 months ago | Thread started: Sep 1, 10, 2:24 p.m.

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• RumperChunk

  So, my wife can be really funny at times. And I mean funny ha ha... I'll be posting some classic soundbites from her as we drift slowly toward old age..
  1st up:
  "Get me drunk and show me how much you love me..."

  "if you don't shut up, I'll punch you in your big fat gay head"

  She truly is one in a million....

  Sep 1, 10, 2:24 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  

  • LOL– ernexbcn1/3

    hahah– akrok2/3

    you're a nice cat, ukit. :-)– akrok3/3

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 2:25 p.m. – Permalink

• Maaku

  Are you married to this guy's father?

  http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays…

  "See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested."

  • HAHAHA– ernexbcn

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 2:26 p.m. – Permalink

• fooler2

  take my wife... please

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 2:26 p.m. – Permalink

• JSK

  "Could you let me know which Leica you like so I can get it for you?"

  • your life has one track now doesn't it, a red circular track– bigtrick1/3

    Now THAT is a quote..!– RumperChunk2/3

    gfy. kindly.– canuck3/3

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 2:27 p.m. – Permalink

• brandelec

  "What time does the adult store close?"

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 2:36 p.m. – Permalink

• Rand

  *dogeared

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 2:37 p.m. – Permalink

• RumperChunk

  "You're as much use as a Nat's Chuff.."

  • 2 questions:
    What's a Nat?
    What's a Chuff?– CyBrain1/4

    A nat is a very small fly, and a chuff is a vagina..– RumperChunk2/4

    Gnat.– chalk3/4

    A Gnats chuff is actually quite useful to a gnat. The expression is "Tight as a gnats chuff!" anyway.– HAYZ1LLA4/4

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 2:46 p.m. – Permalink

• ghandolf

  Me:
  "Wouldn't this look nice on our porch, hun?"
  Her:
  "It'll look even nicer out by the curb."

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 2:49 p.m. – Permalink

• SrSamaurai

  Can you PIITB?

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 3:06 p.m. – Permalink

• Rand

  grim stuff

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 3:09 p.m. – Permalink

• WeLoveNoise

  her: what you want for dinner?
  me: dunno
  her: fuck me - make a fuckin decision for once in your life
  me: ok fine, i want sauagae and mash
  her: aahhhh i dont really feel like that tonight
  me: then go fuck yourself cos i'm cooking sausage and mash now

  • This is marriage. Being goaded into being the one who decides what you both don't want so that "it's your fault", whatever that is.– mikotondria31/5

    Where shall we eat ? I dunno.
    JUST - DECIDE. Fine, fine - Chinese. Really ? We always do what YOU want, don't we ?– mikotondria32/5

    how did you know we eat chinese all the time!!!
    its marriage but i like it anf its lil bullshit arguments– WeLoveNoise3/5

    I always get the "why dont you think of something" routine– FallowDeer4/5

    "you can't think of anything either!! Don't have a go at me, you're just as bad !"– mikotondria35/5

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 3:14 p.m. – Permalink

• ifeltdave

  your wife: I'm leaving you

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 4:07 p.m. – Permalink

• drgz

  lets post pics of your wives

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 4:11 p.m. – Permalink

• sneakybadger

  I would do this but can never remember the stuff she says....

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 4:28 p.m. – Permalink

• RumperChunk

  Here's my wife and little boy.. In a rare moment of happiness!
  

  

  • haha, you're trying to hit the doghouse, huh?– mnmlst

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 6:47 p.m. – Permalink

• prophet

  "i don't give a rat's ass."

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 6:47 p.m. – Permalink

• akrok

  "i saw the way she looked at you!"

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 6:50 p.m. – Permalink

• prophet

  "never mind what's in this kate spade bag."

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 6:53 p.m. – Permalink

• prophet

  "is there a special reason why you need six drum machines?"

  • ...where do you start !?– mikotondria31/4

    by nodding and backing out of the room...– prophet2/4

    haha.– akrokdesign3/4

    LOL– HAYZ1LLA4/4

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 7:05 p.m. – Permalink

• RoyBoyII

  so when is the divorce settlement happening?

  

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  Dog-earSep 1, 10, 7:11 p.m. – Permalink