The Real Hedge
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- oey0
Man Miguex with all that money can't you pay your girl a boob job? She looks like a fuckin' surf board...
- actually that is a tight jacket, she might kill me for this but, this is a better photo of her http://www.lagonie.c…Miguex
- damn, someone must have added those lasers in photoshop, I can't find the original photo though, hope that's good enoughMiguex
- that's good enoughMiguex
- man I envy you! money can buy everything, even lasers that come with girls already!oey
- iCanHasQBN0
- oh, I have the same camera, how do you take that logo stamp? I can't find the manualMiguex
- my brother added that stamp. hold on let me ask him and i'll get back 2 u.iCanHasQBN
- tell your bro, great job!Miguex
- locustsloth0
- LOL!iCanHasQBN
- hahahasureshot
- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!Continuity
- hahahahaMiguex
- hahaha!capn_ron
- hahascarabin
- and lolDodecahedron
- slow clap.turnleftonpapuga
- hahahahahahahahahah...dorf
- thats aceinstrmntl
- epictymeframe
- HAAHAHAAHHHAAernexbcn
- Miguex0
- so fake. lighting is totally inconsistent.iCanHasQBN
- man! money is awesome, you can have more than one girl and they don't care!oey
- oh yeah, we are just having fun man, no one said I'm richMiguex
- TheBlueOne0
"That was my brother-in-law's diploma. He's an oncologist."
The degree was dated in 2008. To practice oncology as a speciality you'd have to do an internship for three years, and at least a two year residency, and probably a one year fellowship at minimum.
So what you meant to say was:
"My imaginary brother-in-law will be an oncologist in 2014, but not in the states of California, Kansas and a couple of others because he went to a crappy Caribbean medical college that no one takes seriously. I am currently an imaginary lawyer. But I really do have Ikea furniture and have cool This Is The Solar System place mats for when I eat my Fruitloops. I am currently living at home because I tried to get a degree in performance art from the local arts college, but have to sit out a semester on academic leave. This whole "hedge" character is my attempt to get back into my academic program - it's a giant performance art piece based around the premise 'What if the character "Clay" from Bret Easton Ellis' novel "Less Than Zero" grew up to be a bored and recently laid off Art Director who paid his rent by going back to his late 80's profession of low level coke dealing and in his downtime trolled an internet forum for creative professionals pretending to be a hedge fund manager." The project is going well and I've sent updates to coordinating professor of the program, but he hasn't gotten back to me yet."
- <thissureshot
- <you read all of ?iCanHasQBN
- yeah I had to take a shit and printed it out.sureshot
- wipe yourself with it.iCanHasQBN
- Good idea but you're too late. I already used coffee filters.sureshot
- dasohr0
- Nice rug.TheBlueOne
- it really ties the room togetherMiguex
- Aa110
Why do I come to this cess pool?
- well you wouldn't want to get your sheets dirty.iCanHasQBN
- iCanHasQBN0
- Metallica?Aa11
- i think scarabin is in that photoMarleyMarl
- is the one that looks like oscar wildeoey
- Ruffian0
So... you took a picture of your dad's diploma?
- iron_condor0
Oh TBO, don't ever change. How you been?
Remember when you stood me up for dinner at the 21 Club, and when dobs was always getting his panties in a twist over my free market ideologies?
- tank0
See Hedge, people who say this:
'I'm a fucking great doctor.'
Well, they are not.A friend of mine is a heart surgeon, saves lives daily. Did internships in South Africa in the trauma ward before he specialised in heart surgery. Dude is topclass. You know what?
He is the most modest guy, always questions his actions and drives
an old Ford Capri. He never says he is topclass because he just is.- in all seriousness, this is a 100% rule, top class people, will never tell you about their possessionsMiguex
- JSK0
Hey I thought I was hedge
- benfal990
why do you keep all that money and gold at home?
this isn't safe at all.
- benfal990
can someone scan the JPG he posted with an ExifReader to see the GPS data of where the photos has been tooked?
- I'm not stupid.iron_condor
- no, you are.cerberus
- oh, sorry then.benfal99
- moniker0
It's totally Dinky