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- drgs0
- drgs2
- That's cool that Donald Trump is looking for a new website.ETM
- bug time, indeed.sofakingback
- haha, come on. you're making this up.ben_
- drgs0
- Wow. Yes, clearly that's how "no offense" works. hahahahaMondoMorphic
- lolset
- Same as the train of thought that shouting 'prank' afterwards somehow makes it all okset
- should reply with "No Offence: you are ugly and have only 1 brain cell, and it's got dementia."shapesalad
- fisheye0
Clien is sending comments on .pdf presentation in e-mail text. I ask her to comment in .pdf. She copies text to word file and exports it to .pdf.
- Just had a client return a brochure with amends. They think they are slick and clever by using Acrobat to just change the text without comments.Hayzilla
- Sent it back to him asking him to flag specific text he amended in the 40pp document. He was like "cant you just replace it all" +1hr studio time it is then.LOLHayzilla
- oey1
client just sent a drawing that is gone be the base of the logo design for a LARP Crest inside a Word document.
champagne everybody!
- drgs1
- MrT3
Working on the new brand rollout for everyone’s favorite Australian shopping centre monopoly. Three meetings in the last five working days, turned up to each only to be told the decision maker is too busy to attend. 20 minutes pretending we’re progressing things listening to a couple of millennials talk about their on-brand drop-shadow specifications.
To top it all they scheduled each meeting for 4pm leaving us to get out of the centre of Sydney in rush hour.Wankers.
- sted0
I usually do banners for a friend who asked me today to help him out in a print design:
- Proof is ready how should I send it to you?
- Wetransfer is fine.
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯- You meant print proof? Digital 'proofs' are a thing, much as I don't really get or trust them.detritus
- yeah, digital proofs are the norm now, unless it's super color sensitive, etcmonospaced
- trooperbill0
client thinks i can effectively seo and generate leeds on a 12 page website that contains nothing but fee information without adding landing pages ffs.
- sinjun10
Client takes me out for lunch last August
After going waaaaaay over the time (due to them faffing) I originally had planned to finish the job and charging them nothing extra. Finished - Looks great.
Client asks me to do another job
Explain I can’t do it as I’ve taken on a full-time role.
Client asks me to pay for half the lunch (6 months later)
- absolutely insane! never speak with this person again.capn_ron
- lol. awesomeGnash
- pay for it. lolumbee54
- fuck it... step up as the biz owner (they're the client after all) and pay for the WHOLE lunch. Then, in good biz owner form—send a bill for the 'faffing' time.PonyBoy
- I had to Urban Dictionary "faffing"Krassy
- pay them for half the lunch in penniesKrassy
- They gave me their Paypal... Everytime I think about paying it I just end up laughing to myself and closing the browser... It's only £25 lolsinjun
- pay the whole amount, as pony suggestedGnash
- Pay the whole thing. Lolpango
- Lunch 6 months ago? Go the penny route
And throw some pocket lint in there.futurefood - pay them in notes with I AM A CUNT written on them in black marker.microkorg
- haha yea, bind them with Set PSBfuturefood
- Mail a carton of vomit, tell them you are returning the lunch.shapesalad
- ^lolmoldero
- Send it over Venmo and be vocal about paying for a 6 months old half-lunch....everyb... will see that.Maaku
- pay the lunch without another word saidimbecile
- Buy whatever you had for lunch, freeze it for 6 months and then mail it to them. Frozen no packaging, just place it on a cardboard packaging boxMiguex
- sprinkle food with packing peanutsMiguex
- pay everything. charge farfisa time. fuck them.oey
- http://blog.goldenea…VectorMasked
- Just pay this silently, no words. They have connections as well and they also speak to other people. You just don't know the future.mugwart
- Pay full- and send thank you swagnotype
- pay him in strip club billsmekk
- freedom0
Client emails me asking if I'd be able to do a general project for them and says they don't need it until next week.
I agree and client says "great" and now it's been 4 days and they haven't sent me any information. Prob will expect me to do it one day now.
- monoboy4
'We don't like this image, it's not on brand.'
Isn't this the image you've just used on all your press adverts and billboards?
Long pause.
Hello. Hello, are you there? Can you hear me? Hello.
- bainbridge0
Was freelancing for a client and they had me call like 15 different printers and then source paper on my own just because they were that cheap.
We ended up printing like 100 pieces of the booklet.
Should have known it was a bad deal.
- monoboy-1
Is it wrong that...
Clients that mark up changes to PDF artwork on Basecamp by printing it out, scribbling unreadable notes on it, scan it, then save as a PDF and send it back via email outside of Basecamp make me want to bomb a town.
Seriously. For fucks sake.
- monoboy2
I had my first 'please put Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, trip-advisor and Youtube icons at the bottom' of a printed item of the year.
Then the follow up consternation when I explain why that's a bad idea.
- In isolation, with no call to action or context. The usual.monoboy
- Why is it bad idea to list the links? Or just the icons and no other info?bainbridge
- Just the icons. Completely pointless.monoboy
- IMO, if you have to put any social media stuff in print, you're doing it wrong.monoboy
- trooperbill0
we produce monthly marketing reports for clients. one clients just asked for us to add data thats already in the report, clearly marked in tabs that follow his requirements.... just goes to show people dont read reports despite each one taking over 4 hours to compile and analyse.. and having a call to go through with them.
- aslip10
Used a stock image of an industrial building for a client publication ad. Just got email requesting the 3D file of the building.
- ‘fax over asap’prophetone
- They want to rotate the view to see the building from the other side. Can't you just 'photoshop' that?ETM
- Even better... They want to use it for a VR experience.aslip
- "Just use the 3D button in photoshop, I remember using it years ago." Clientwhatthefunk
- Send them a file with a few cubes and say all the detail was in the textures and that you can't send those because of policy.face_melter
- makes me sweat just thinking about those types of clientsSunSunSun_
- sted3
An old client of mine who was a domain broker died last year in april. His kid who is an "artist" (shitty painter) contacted me to build a site where he can sell the domains and do some consultation because he has no idea how these things work.
We build and audited a dedicated server, developed the whmcs+wocommerce extensions for domain as product management, and started creating the shop. We had some awesome ideas to create something what isn't looks like garbage and actually sells the stuff. After 2 f. months on the design the site looks like something from the '90, and well we have to stick with that. Quick development, most of the stuff we wanted will be in the second phase.He started being an asshole after the third month saying that the site is shit and the didn't sold a single domain. I told him that he should think about the prices and we need to develop the marketing tools.
Now after 3 months of silence I got a CALL from his secretary because he was thinking that we paid for the server and only we can contact the support and the site was down.
It turned out that it's nothing serious just a scheduled maintenance at the hosting company.checked the site he is down to 5k per domain lol. and back in bed with his dads old partners Uniregistry Market :)
rocmary dot com it's a fucking beauty.
- Looks more like a site from the early 00s! ;)
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His prices are a little... er.. I'd just choose something else, personally. Fuck thatdetritus - as a canuck, the 'group of seven' domain is a good oneGnash
- Too much for a bunch of random ass names.Maaku
- damn, no wonder he isn't selling domains. they aren't worth what he's asking. groupofseven.com hahaha.capn_ron
- ^ I think that one has at least that valueGnash
- fuck him, these domain squatters are the worst human beings, up there with traffic ticket "cops". I hope he doesn't sell a single one._niko
- The site is not as bad as I pictured in my mind. But it's close.ETM
- shitest domains ever.microkorg
- Looks more like a site from the early 00s! ;)
- stoplying3
Just finished an After Effects side gig, sent invoice, and was asked if I was interested in some editing work.
Some clients are alright.
- monoboy0
Ball or rage after reading supplied content. Week fucking one.
Doesn't fit the design, not on brand. Reads like a phone book.
Getting too old for this shit.