Prostate exam
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- mg330
The very second you feel the finger being inserted, just say "I hope were you using that finger to refresh engadget's live blog of the iTablet event!"
- < even i feel cooler after reading this nerdy comment. thankyou.airey
- lol@aireybigtrickagain
- kezza_20
Just punch him, and just say "know it's your job" but you just fingered my anus.
- mg330
Leave an anal plug in from the night before snd just go "Oh, woops."
- autoflavour0
try not to enjoy too much.. or if you do, no happy endings
- foz0
Slip in a pair false teeth beforehand, with a little practice I bet you can snap them shut real fast, and smile, and belch.
- cannonball19780
paint a big bulls eye with points on each ring
- Amicus0
As he's inserting...
"Say Doc, while I'm here, it's probably a good time to ask you about my chronic flatulence."
- calculator0
Stand on your tip toes and look over your shoulder.
- Jnr_Madison0
Right after he's done, ask him '..any chance of a wank to finish me off doc?...
- chossy0
None of this advice is very good by the way.
Try to relax and remember why you are there, to make sure you are healthy, a finger up the 'wrong un' briefly is more preferable to death from a disease which could have been caught and cured relatively easily.
Tell him you are nervous and that you apologise for anything you might say and do during the procedure. The first time my partner and I experimented with postillionage I have to admit I was a little nervous but now it's great and it really enhances the climax towards the end, have a great day.- really? none? avoid sugar and greens beforehand is bad advice?version3
- DoktorDavid0
Hey, man - good luck; beats cancer, trust me.
- If this was true Id have my finger in my ass all daykezza_2
- You mean you stopped?DoktorDavid
- mg330
Ask him if it's OK for you to give yourself one on your own, twice a day everyday.
- elDoctor0
So how did it go?
- mg330
How did it go? How did it <em>feel...</em>
- DoktorDavid0
Glad you survived man - again, beats cancer any day.