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- fooler20
For those of you who need a refresher course on how the system can work this well for you:
D: Demonstrate value
E: Engage physically
N: Nurture dependence
N: Neglect emotionally
I: Inspire hope
S: Separate entirely- this is to get a new women... not to make a girl come back. no?benfal99
- well technically it's called "ReDENNISing"fooler2
- YES AGAIN!mynameisdave
- maybe get a carnie to stab her with a key?oblib
- Or just pull a Frank and pick up the sloppies...mynameisdave
- dadasoniko0
DOnt do shit... remember why she is an ex
- canuck0
Pic ?
- yes but no. won't post.benfal99
- smart thinking.luckyorphan
- identity0
A guy I know lost his girlfriend to some guy who came over to say "hey" and to make sure everything was good between them, as they were neighbors - so then, totally pissed off, my friend ends up talking to his brother and his brother rounds up all HIS friends and sets forth toward the house of the dude who took my friends girl. My friend, his brother and all his brothers friends then waited outside the guys house - he had a hell of a fence - and my friend called the guy out. The guy comes out, bewildered and clearly the lesser man and the two go at it for a while, until the little guy ran back to his house - where his big brother was - and the big brother ended up finishing the fight for him. So my friend got layer out, the skinny dude got the girl, and my friends brother and his friends were pissed! So they fought this guy and his friends for a little while longer unr they realized that this fence was just too much trouble. So they decided to make a peace offering and by the guy and his friends some beer. But when they got inside the fence, they were all like, fuck the beer, let's fight mother fuckers! And they totally beat the shit out of that guys entire set of friends... Never got the girl back though... Hmmmmm...
- thats confusing, who got beat up in the end??o_O
- Everyone on the side of the guy who took my friends girl, but my friend got it handed to him too...identity
- lollbenfal99
- But the brother of the guy ended up getting the shit kicked out of him by this TOUGH mother fucker who never lost a fight...identity
- But ironically, at the end of the big brawl inside that guys house, he's tripped and falls on his heal and passes out from the painidentity
- please fucking stop.airey
- worst story teller ever.airey
- Pain... Go figureidentity
- ok so your friends ex girl... how were her tits??o_O
- did either of them have a hot dad?airey
- lobstarr0
99 problems but a ___________ aint one.
- PonyBoy0
- ROFLismith
- i literally lol'edifeltdave
- LOVE THISduckofrubber
- ok_not_ok0
There were three men, all sleeping in the same bed in a small hotel room because on of them messed up their reservation. They all dreamt that night. The man on the right side of the bed dreamt that he was getting a hand job from the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen. The man on the left side of the bed dreamt almost the same thing, only with two girls. The next morning, they all told each other their dream. The man on the right side of the bed said, “man, i had an awesome dream last night! I dreamt that the hottest girl i ever saw was giving me a hand job!” The man on the left side of the bed, after hearing this, exclaimed “Wow! Me too! Only they were two of the most beautiful girls i have ever seen! After this, the man who slept in the middle of the bed said “Wow, awesome dreams, but mine beats them all. I dreamt that i was skiing!
- I posted a variation of this joke in the "tent" thread this morning. =)elahon
- Invalid0
woah woah woah... this is aaaalll just her saying, "you didn't do things my way, so now im leaving you until you do". this is called "bluff" my dear benfall.
99.9% of the time, this is what the woman is doing.
i would ignore her. forcing her to live with her decision. when she realises that you're a self-sufficient male and don't need to live the way she wants you too, she'll present herself once again.
the more you try and win her back, the higher she places herself. it's like a child who threatens to run away. if the parent chases the child, the child will run for miles. if you sit and wait, she'll return.
i would remove all temptation of contacting her. i would delete her number from my phone, delete emails, remove from facebook, everything.
this has an added benefit. when she finaly does re-introduce herself into your life. she will see that you had severed all contact. this will plant a seed in her head that you were truly fine without her, and she will think twice before pulling that shit again.
she'll be back benny boy. don't you worry. and if she doesn't, she truly was not for you, and you're better off with another woman!
the fact that she is allowing you to stay in contact with her, proves my theory. back the fuck up benfal, and grow a pair. life's too short to be chasing irrational beings!
the truth is, we'd all love to be in relationships of equality, but it just dont work that way. you have to stand your ground and she'll respect you for it. in the end, you'll both see that there is no value in playing games and you'll live happier than most couples.
not being a prick. just telling it like it is.
- Invalid0
having said all that, if it was indeed your fault. for example if you were out banging hookers and snorting cocaine off strippers, then you better apologise like a mother fucker. unless of coarse it was your best friends bucks night in vegas. then go with the first thing i said. jk
- usrper0
seriously, go get her back
*WINKK
- sea_sea0
maybe put some effort into bettering yourself, when you feel great it shows and girls like that.
- Invalid0
sea_sea is also right. only thing is though. often when you start working on yourself and gain confidence. you may find youself looking elsewhere.
- neue75_bold0
anyone mention yet that this is a new low, even for you?
- I mean, I wouldn't suggest such a thing, just thought I'd check...neue75_bold
- dont understand what you wrote... my english skills failed here.benfal99