Want her back
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- lobstarr0
99 problems but a ___________ aint one.
- PonyBoy0
- ROFLismith
- i literally lol'edifeltdave
- LOVE THISduckofrubber
- ok_not_ok0
There were three men, all sleeping in the same bed in a small hotel room because on of them messed up their reservation. They all dreamt that night. The man on the right side of the bed dreamt that he was getting a hand job from the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen. The man on the left side of the bed dreamt almost the same thing, only with two girls. The next morning, they all told each other their dream. The man on the right side of the bed said, “man, i had an awesome dream last night! I dreamt that the hottest girl i ever saw was giving me a hand job!” The man on the left side of the bed, after hearing this, exclaimed “Wow! Me too! Only they were two of the most beautiful girls i have ever seen! After this, the man who slept in the middle of the bed said “Wow, awesome dreams, but mine beats them all. I dreamt that i was skiing!
- I posted a variation of this joke in the "tent" thread this morning. =)elahon
- Invalid0
woah woah woah... this is aaaalll just her saying, "you didn't do things my way, so now im leaving you until you do". this is called "bluff" my dear benfall.
99.9% of the time, this is what the woman is doing.
i would ignore her. forcing her to live with her decision. when she realises that you're a self-sufficient male and don't need to live the way she wants you too, she'll present herself once again.
the more you try and win her back, the higher she places herself. it's like a child who threatens to run away. if the parent chases the child, the child will run for miles. if you sit and wait, she'll return.
i would remove all temptation of contacting her. i would delete her number from my phone, delete emails, remove from facebook, everything.
this has an added benefit. when she finaly does re-introduce herself into your life. she will see that you had severed all contact. this will plant a seed in her head that you were truly fine without her, and she will think twice before pulling that shit again.
she'll be back benny boy. don't you worry. and if she doesn't, she truly was not for you, and you're better off with another woman!
the fact that she is allowing you to stay in contact with her, proves my theory. back the fuck up benfal, and grow a pair. life's too short to be chasing irrational beings!
the truth is, we'd all love to be in relationships of equality, but it just dont work that way. you have to stand your ground and she'll respect you for it. in the end, you'll both see that there is no value in playing games and you'll live happier than most couples.
not being a prick. just telling it like it is.
- Invalid0
having said all that, if it was indeed your fault. for example if you were out banging hookers and snorting cocaine off strippers, then you better apologise like a mother fucker. unless of coarse it was your best friends bucks night in vegas. then go with the first thing i said. jk
- usrper0
seriously, go get her back
*WINKK
- sea_sea0
maybe put some effort into bettering yourself, when you feel great it shows and girls like that.
- Invalid0
sea_sea is also right. only thing is though. often when you start working on yourself and gain confidence. you may find youself looking elsewhere.
- neue75_bold0
anyone mention yet that this is a new low, even for you?
- I mean, I wouldn't suggest such a thing, just thought I'd check...neue75_bold
- dont understand what you wrote... my english skills failed here.benfal99
- luckyorphan0
- < Rent it. It might help.luckyorphan
- looks like my past year put together in a moviedigdre
- I preferred True Liesgjd
- Complexfruit0
His Girl Friday
- o_O0
- duckofrubber0
goddamn, get the fuck over this chick already.