tent jokes here pls. 4444 Responses

Last post: 1 year, 9 months ago | Thread started: Dec 9, 09, 4:45 p.m.

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• janne76

  thx!

  Dec 9, 09, 4:45 p.m. – Permalink

• version3

  is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  • good one. nice variation!– janne76

  

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  Dog-earDec 9, 09, 4:45 p.m. – Permalink

• PonyBoy

  so... is it fireproof or not?
  (not a joke... serious Q)

  

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  Dog-earDec 9, 09, 4:47 p.m. – Permalink

• benfal99

  you are back janne.

  • .– Corvo21/2

    hard stop– Machuse2/2

  

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• benfal99

  janne you are back.

  • !– Corvo2

  

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• benfal99

  are you back janne.

  • ?– Corvo2

  

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  Dog-earDec 9, 09, 4:48 p.m. – Permalink

• sleepyfatso

  A man walks into the doctor, says "Doctor, one minute I think I'm a teepee, the next I think I'm a wigwam" Doctor looks at him and says "Sir, you're two tents."

  • ROFLLLLL– gjd1/3

    < go and stand in the corner.– airey2/3

    AIREY ROFLLL!!!!– gjd3/3

  

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• benfal99

  janne are you back.

  • !?– Corvo2

  

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• sleepyfatso

  Wait. Stand in the corner? How come?

  

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  Dog-earDec 9, 09, 6:03 p.m. – Permalink

• PonyBoy

  Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a mea they lay down to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

  "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

  Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

  "What does that tell you?" Holmes asked.

  Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

  Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"

  • AHAHAH.– Corvo21/6

    L– dMullins2/6

    O– dMullins3/6

    L– dMullins4/6

    very good– Machuse5/6

    haha– villars6/6

  

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  Dog-earDec 9, 09, 6:05 p.m. – Permalink

• previous

  anybody wishing to joke about a tent should contact mr w's agent

  • mad ups, bro– previous1/2

    long lost Roman army?– Corvo22/2

  

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  Dog-earDec 9, 09, 6:37 p.m. – Permalink

• Corvo2

  I went camping once with my gf. Big adventure.
  We were 18 or 19.
  We prepared the vacations.
  We made a check-list.
  Everything checked.
  I made sure: The tent? Checks.

  Thing is, when we got to the camping only the tarpaulin cover was in the tent bag. The other part of the tent was 300 miles away, in another tent bag.

  Fortunately, a nice guy from Porto had a spare tent (how awesome is this?), and lend it to us.

  Our romance lasted 11 eleven years after that episode.

  If it wasn't for that guy from Porto, it wouldn't have lasted that long.

  • Excellent story, well told.– blaw1/2

    I wonder where that guy is now?
    I dont care much where u are although– Machuse2/2

  

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  Dog-earDec 9, 09, 6:39 p.m. – Permalink

• mathinc

  I once slept in a tent with another man and the name of the tent was the Swallow. True story.

  http://www.backcountry.com/outdo…

  

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  Dog-earDec 9, 09, 6:45 p.m. – Permalink

• Corvo2

  It just might as well be me:

  

  • * shits pants– marychain1/9

    This is the moment when you are glad you loaded the 12 gauge with slugs.– xcreonx2/9

    that has actually happened to me once, not quite as dramatic though.– xcarlx3/9

    the bear ran off after we started yelling, thank god.– xcarlx4/9

    last photo, what an awesome way to go out for a photographer– GeorgesII5/9

    blackbear?– Machuse6/9

    happened to me with a big male baboon– Projectile7/9

    he survived i heard. he had a face transplant and all. (no joke)– benfal998/9

    this looks fake. That bear is a bit small, and the dents in the fur make it like taxidermy.– UKV9/9

  

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  Dog-earDec 9, 09, 6:58 p.m. – Permalink

• elahon

  Knock Knock

  Who's There?

  Milk

  Milk who?

  ------>

  • BRRRRRRRING!– elahon1/2

    Eh, some joke from grade school. It's not as funny on a computer screen as when spoken by a laughing 12/yo.– elahon2/2

  

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  Dog-earDec 9, 09, 7:24 p.m. – Permalink

• lvl_13

  lamest thread eber award? i think so. possibly maybe.

  • eber means ever in dutch...just in case you were wondering?– lvl_131/2

    who told you that?– janne762/2

  

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  Dog-earDec 9, 09, 7:24 p.m. – Permalink

• elahon

  For christ sake, I thought that said "TEST jokes here pls." I was wondering about all the tent shit. Time for bed.

  

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  Dog-earDec 9, 09, 7:27 p.m. – Permalink

• PonyBoy

  "I got into an argument with a girl inside a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, 'cause then I tried to walk out and slam the flap."
  —Mitch Hedberg

  • haha– villars

  

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• ukit

  Feeling a bit hungry, think I'll go murder a squirrel

  • jesus I almost just died of a laughing stroke– ismith1/2

    ....– bigtrick2/2

  

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  Dog-earDec 9, 09, 8:28 p.m. – Permalink

• dskz

  poptent.com

  

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  Dog-earDec 9, 09, 10:26 p.m. – Permalink

• nadnerb

  a guy in a tent walks into a bar
  bartender says
  um
  you're in poor tent
  hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha...

  • what?– bigtrick1/3

    yeah..what? :S– villars2/3

    you're important... (i think)– iCanHasQBN3/3

  

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  Dog-earDec 10, 09, 1:44 a.m. – Permalink