tent jokes here pls.
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- idiots0
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- Last login: 3 months agoidiots
- that doesnt matter when he has over 100 usernames.. did you check them all??e-pill
- idiots0
one nederlander
- e-pill0
how many missing european nters does it take to build a tent?
- UKV0
yo mama so fat, she shops in tents section for clothes.
bam. right outa fifth grade.
- identity0
I miss Janne :-(
- dbloc0
camping is in tents.
- JazX0
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid: “Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
- erikjonsson0
so how is this whole ordeal going anyway.
- elahon0
3 men went out for a camp high up on
the mountains. When it was night they all
huddled up in a small tent right next to
eachother. They were freezing and hugged
eachother to keep warm then they eventually
fell asleep. When they woke up in the morning
a man sleeping on the right side said "I
had a dream that someone was holding my penis"
The man on the left said "I had a dream that
someone was holding my penis too!" Then the
man between them said "I had a dream that I
was skiing!"
- bigtrick0
One day a man lying out on the beach gets so badly sunburned that he has to go to the doctor's office.
"Doc, you gotta help me," says the man. "It hurts like hell when anything touches my body!"
"OK," says the doctor. "I'm going to give you some skin cream, and a prescription for Viagra."
"Viagra? What for?" asks the man.
The doctor replies, "It'll keep the sheets off your legs."
- JazX0
- tasty0
A man's wife asks him to "pitch a tent and make her scream."
So he drags her into the woods by her hair with a tent in hand, throws her on the ground as she crying and screaming frantically.
He turns to her and says, "why are you so upset i'm the one who has to walk out of here alone."
- baseline_shift0
A man goes to the doctor and says, doc ive been having the weirdest dreams. Last night i dreamt i was a tee-pee. The night before, a wigwam!
Relax, said the doctor. Your too tense.
- your'e. shitbaseline_shift
- "two tents"
out!janne76 - that was on the first page alreadybigtrick
- haha, so it was.baseline_shift
- janne760
stick to tent jokes!
- souljar0010
Whats brown and rhymes with snoop?
DrDre