Dyson Air Multiplier
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- chossy0
Kelpie called someone a douche, this I found surprising.
- all this newfangled american heresy I ask youKhurram
- My pal Lambie would say that 'the barbs of americanism should be torn bleeding from our flesh'.chossy
- I like your friend.Orbit
- I said 'That's what's up yo'.chossy
- teehee. I was making fun of kelpie cos he doesn't like his mom.Khurram
- You would like my friend, he is a nice guy.chossy
- Khurram0
anyone know what film this gif is from?
- moth0
Nothing worse than an unpleasant buffet though. I hate it when the sandwiches fall into their three constituent parts.
- zarkonite0
Why do people get so worked up over Dyson products on QBN?
- moth0
So could they terraform Mars with this?
- lowimpakt0
it's a piece of shit and james dyson is an arsehole.
- Khurram0
Listen, wankers, we're in an era of austerity where we are singularly opposed to such frivolity and such decadent pricing. If you can't catch the beat of the zeitgeist, the cultural moment in which me and Orbit are living, well you can fuck right off!
- Of course moth has been well ahead of the game.Khurram
- HAHAHAHAOrbit
- To be honest, I'm all for people spending their money on stuff like this, I just object to the 'snake oil' marketingOrbit
- bullshit they spin out. If this was a Braun product, on sale in Argus for £45 none of these designers would touch it.Orbit
- I just took a punt on you and went with it cos u had passion. Sorry wankers!Khurram
- I appreciate that Kuzz, and I hope you don't feel like I just hung you out to dry there.Orbit
- U have kinda. But i forgive you cos you make me laff.Khurram
- I feel like the company man from the movie Aliens now, who betrays everyone just to get the Alien back to Earth.Orbit
- (they wanted it for military research purposes you know. What a treacherous cunt he was for doing that).Orbit
- I AM SORRY KUZZ.Orbit
- detritus0
Dyson makes things work pretty.
Ive, much as I admire him, just makes things look pretty.- Agreed. How uncomfortable are the handles (for hands) on the Mac tower? FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE.Orbit
- How hard is it to pull the hard drives out of the easy-to-remove harddrive ports? VERYOrbit
- How quickly do casings become grubby and scrathed, and screens too for that matter? QUICKLYOrbit
- I do like his magnetic power plug/socket though. That's great.Orbit
- Conversely - Upright Vac in .. pink and grey plastic? WHAT ARE YOU ON, DYSON, YOU SILLY CUNT?!detritus
- I do hop ehe's reading this. The thread was started by a Dyson employee after all.Orbit
- Orbit0
You know the way this Dyson thing actually multiplies air, rather than just chopping it up into offensive lumps and throwing them violently at your face, well, if you were to stick one in an airtight room... would the room eventually burst open like a pressure cooker?
- seeing as we live in a closed ecosystem, I thin the multiplication is a branding thing you douchekelpie
- yeah I called you a douchekelpie
- Are you telling me it doesn't mulitply air then? DOES TRADING STANDARDS KNOW ABOUT THIS?Orbit
- YOUR COMPUTER DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A SNOW LEOPARD INSIDE IT YOU KNOWkelpie
- detritus0
So as to remain unblemished by hypocrisy, I hope you wrote that on a Dell computer, Orbit - if you're on a mac, your vehemence on the subject might be somewhat inconsistent with your own actions.
Different strokes for different folks, innit? Most people here would rightly balk at $300 for a fan, just as a lot of orrinery foke would balk at a premium for a computer ,or a pair of jeans, or a music player, or a car, or a, or a...
If all mankind made do with the absolute basic necessities, most of us would be out of a job - if, indeed - there was anything akin to modern civilisation in which to have this pointless argument in.
Actually, fuckit - that sounds good, I'm on board.
FUCK THE FUTURE!
- Khurram0
what film is this gif from?
- janne760
if it wasn't for Dyson inventing that air multiplicator this thread wouldn't be here and Horp would have never introduced me to the beauty that is Emerson... Thank you Dyson.
oh what a beauty this is:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-EMER…- They work a treat. I've had mine for 20 years. Lovely mellow air action and really quiet.Orbit
- what about buffeting?Khurram
- See, thats a misconception. Fans don't buffet, the send a constant spirally wave of calming air. People ...Orbit
- have them up too high thats all. You have to buy a good one with a proper variable speed feature.Orbit
- People eh. I don't know.
* Sighs.Orbit - but they don't multiply do they?
i don't want multiplication, my office is too small for it..janne76 - And do they blow papers about in an unruly fashion? I have lots of papers on my desk.Khurram
- Air, moving at speed, will ruffle or even dislodge the papers on your desk. A variable fan will deal with that.Orbit
- janne760
Can someone send me more links to video's containing both "surprise" & "smile". i need to be uplifted. thanks.
- Khurram0
U jst pt it on yr dsk and its lke a chr of hvnly angls whstflly blwng swt scntd ar into yr fcs
- moth0
So apart from not chopping ones penis off accidentally, what are the benefits of this? It still 'just' moves about doesn't it?
- its "fucking fantastic".
That's the other benefit.Orbit - also, there are some "lovely" videos available on the website.Orbit
- (They show 'surprise' and 'a smile')Orbit
- 'surprise' and 'a smile'? I've seen those kinds of videos before...moth
- do you not read what kelpie sez? he slam dunked us all!Khurram
- that's right, SLAM DUNKKhurram
- THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE! THIS IS A TOTALLY NEW INNOVATION.Orbit
- its "fucking fantastic".