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Last post: 4 years, 11 months ago | Thread started: Jul 20, 09, 2:23 p.m.

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  • akoni

    Web Designer Wanted for In-House or Freelance.

    If you cannot read EXACTLY what we are looking for and YOU DO NOT SUBMIT it in the proper format your EMAIL - ABILITY TO GET THE JOB - WILL BE DELETED.

    1) Send portfolio with your top 5 ONLY websites. - If you send more your email will be deleted.

    2) Send a separate document in PDF format or Flash showing works of other items:
    Eg: Logos, Letterhead, Graphic Design
    Only submit 10 items - NO MORE - Or your email will be deleted.

    3) Understand EVERY job will be a FIXED FEE. Their are no hourly rates. DO NOT send me what you think your worth - I DONT CARE!

    4) We have more work than you have hours to complete. We are looking for a well rounded but talented individual to bring on to complete jobs on TIME!

    5) Excuses don't work for our company, we are looking for professionals.

    6) Email us this information in the format requested and you will be given to the opportunity for LONG TERM employment. We are looking at sorting thru the 85% of you that claim to be designers but cant draw worth a crap.

    Once again I will state it again. If you do not follow the two items listed above, your email will be deleted. We are hoping for those designers that can READ, UNDERSTAND, and actually COMPLETE jobs on time. We are looking for designers who understand some of the work you produce, in the clients eyes IS CRAP! You need to be able to handle CRITICISM. You must understand THE CLIENT IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE RIGHT.

    IF you cannot understand this concept, then flip burgers at Micky D's or Taco Hell.

    We are located south orange county, and have been in buisness for over 20 years. We are looking for FULL time people.

    Follow direction and you may qualify. If we are interested you will be given an initial interview. All final candidates will go thru 3 interviews before being selected.

    Submit your BEST WORK ONLY-
    Submit work you DID ONLY - NOT A TEAM

    We use a .mac account as we do NOT want you calling our company asking questions directly! No calls accepted till you are selected. No faxes, EMAILS ONLY!

    Good Luck.

    Jul 20, 09, 2:23 p.m. – Permalink
  • akoni

    Angriest job posting ever? (not mine by the way)

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:23 p.m. – Permalink
  • noiseisthis

    heheheeh... i saw that last week.

    "THE CLIENT IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE RIGHT."

    • If that were true the internet would still look like it did in the 90sset1/2
      And my portfolio would look a lot better.hellogrid2/2
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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:24 p.m. – Permalink
  • version3

    link?

    • J, this was on Craigslistakoni1/2
      which is probably whyakoni2/2
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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:24 p.m. – Permalink
  • sublocked

    Looks like something I'd write on one of my bad days...glad to know I'm not the only angry web boss out there.

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:25 p.m. – Permalink
  • effort

    orange county? maybe it's 2advanced.

    • true, sounds very much like it.janne761/2
      so what if its 2advanced? doesnt mean they have to sound like a fucking douche.XOTL2/2
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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:25 p.m. – Permalink
  • gramme

    Wow. I pity the fool.

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:25 p.m. – Permalink
  • harlequino

    Maybe QBN will implement these sort of stringent guidelines for posting in threads.

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:28 p.m. – Permalink
  • janne76

    what an incredible bunch of overstressed cunts those folk must be.

    you'd be retarded to actually desire such job.

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:28 p.m. – Permalink
  • rson

    WOW! What fucking douches! Link that shit!

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:29 p.m. – Permalink
  • PIITB

    fuck that guy! rather be unemployed then work for a dickface.

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:29 p.m. – Permalink
  • janne76

    "and have been in buisness for over 20 years."

    and still not able to spell...

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:29 p.m. – Permalink
  • version3

    Lake Forest

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:30 p.m. – Permalink
  • janne76

    Studio A: We need profeshunals!

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:30 p.m. – Permalink
  • Gucci

    I think they need a proofreader as bad as they need a designer.

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:30 p.m. – Permalink
  • sikma

    Yikes. The poor guy must be buried in shit resumes. I guess this is what you get when you post for web designers on Craigslist.

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:30 p.m. – Permalink
  • Sugary

    i worked for someone like that... we got in a fight... and they are no longer in business.

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:30 p.m. – Permalink
  • janne76

    If I lived there I would apply, then meet him/her and then punch him/her in the face during interview...

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:31 p.m. – Permalink
  • PonyBoy

    the moment I read 'posted on craigslist' i stopped reading the thread

    • You posted it didnt youakoni1/4
      Seriously, my retort holds no water considering the source.blaw2/4
      Your water broke? go to a hospital man!!akoni3/4
      :)akoni4/4
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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:31 p.m. – Permalink
  • janne76

    simple google jobby folks:
    http://orangecounty.craigslist.o…

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:31 p.m. – Permalink
  • rson

    I am so going to apply

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    Dog-earJul 20, 09, 2:32 p.m. – Permalink

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