Angry Job Post (OC)
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- tymeframe0
- is him?noiseisthis
- Only REAL Professional DEZIGNERS work for Westside, yotymeframe
- heh, could be :)tymeframe
- ...and only real designers take pictures of themselves with their cell phones while they're takin' a dump in mommy's bathroom.luckyorphan
- akoni0
Westside Resources Inc.
W: www.crystaltip.com
CONTACT: Donovan Berkely E:
- Sugary0
excellent work
http://www.zallas.com/blog/2008/…
http://starztipz.com/
- monNom0
these crystal tips really do seem like "the biggest thing in dentistry EVER..."
fuck anesthesia, colourfull straws for irrigation has got you beat!
- effort0
we LOVE PURPLE. if you dont LOVE PURPLE, go back to mopping floors at the local carls jr.
- blaw0
I, too, received a response.
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Well junior, our ad is designed to repel ASSHOLES like yourself. In fact, of the nearly 1900 resumes, 1888 cannot follow direction and will continue to flip burgers and surf craigslist looking for a job. -- GEE GO FIGURE!
The rest of the baboons/chimps here is your banana, now go back on your perch.
And one final fact, our lowest paid designer makes 90K a year and our highest is 175K w/ Porsche not included. We want the CONFIDENT, LITERATE designers, not the dumb asses like yourself. POINT MADE!
Hope you UNDERSTAND this. Otherwise we have to CAPITALIZE so that you WILL take OFFENCE and NOT SUBMIT your RESUME!!
WE DO NOT WANT TO SPEND HOURS GOING THRU YOUR SHIT — ONLY TO REALIZE ITS SHIT, and your NOT A DESINGER!!
Happy trails and keep searching, I hear Mickey D’s is hiring! =)
- wow!Sugary
- seriously?tymeframe
- why would you give out salariesakoni
- You just cannot make up stuff like that.blaw
- report to the Labor Boardakoni
- @akoni—That's "look how big my dick is" talk. Surely this is one dude living at home with mom. Points for enthusiasm, though.blaw
- I think the ad attracts assholes like us :)tymeframe
- gives us something to do when us loser designers are whining about crappy clientsakoni
- OFFENSEversion3
- you'reversion3
- DESIGNERversion3
- For someone who complains about reading and following directions, he sure is apostrophe-resistant...luckyorphan
- "DESINGER!!" Dude I love it! This cunt is gold!sofakingbanned
- Sugary0
for having 1900 shitty resumes to go through, he sure did get back to all of us pretty quickly...
- gramme0
"your NOT A DESINGER!!"
great stuff. What an ass.
- ETM0
C'mon. This has got to be fake. Some sort of social experiment. Some bored, out of work loser. Maybe someone trying to mine for some particular information in/around the design community.
- akrokdesign0
"he sure did get back to all of us pretty quickly..."
means he has way too much time for this and no the clients. right. like ETM said. goto be fake.
- tymeframe0
uber?
- tymeframe0
Subject: Graphic Designer Wanted
Date: July 20, 2009 8:23:28 PM EDT
To:In addition to the designer position, are you by chance looking to hire a proofreader?
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Still hoping for a reply
- tymeframe0
No but I am looking for a new massage therapist! However it must be a
female, not sure if you qualify.Date: Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:23:28 -0400
To: Wendy <>
Subject: Graphic Designer WantedIn addition to the designer position, are you by chance looking to
hire a proofreader?
- MrDinky0
I would get everyone to email with the 'cube'
- wordsinyourmouth30
anyone try and spam them?
- wordsinyourmouth30
just for shits and giggles
- MrDinky0
spam with the 'cube'?
- Day0
- OhYeah0
DO NOT send me what you think your worth - I DONT CARE!
- neferiu0
bump because neither of the sites have gone anywhere which means their professional desinger must be working really hard on it.