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- tymeframe0
Admin Assistant
Reply to: Date: 2009-04-23, 4:12PM PDT. Admin Assistant for demanding office enviroment. ... Fax 866-944-8989 or email to ...Corporate Office
Contact Crystal Tip’s Corporate offices.By Mail:
Westside Resources
2967 Michelson Drive, G228
Irvine, CA 92612By Phone:
1-800-944-3939By Fax:
1-866-944-8989
- akoni0
awesome
- Sugary0
My response:
I'm sure you got some similar emails from other email addresses, that is because your job posting has spread around the internet like a wildfire. Yes, the same internet that was built by the web designers that you are looking to hire. I have a sneaking suspicion that you won't find many web designers applying for your job, at least none worth much. So if mediocrity is what you're striving for then you'll probably find a heaping pile of it. But rest assured you won't find a single "professional".
By the way you used "your" improperly in YOUR last response, the correct use would be "just don't think YOU'RE a designer!"
- effort0
i like how it says "demanding office environment"
also, that website is horrid. he's probably scared away any designer worth their salt.
- akoni0
damn they don't have a twitter account
- SigDesign0
Nice work Sugary! This guy should not be allowed to hire a web designer...
I asked for their company website... curious to see what they have produced
- Rand0
- tparsons0
Do they make disposable meth/ice/crystal pipes? Shady business for sure.
- Sugary0
Response 2:
"Thank you, we hired one this morning on a trial basis, and guess what, his portfolio is AWESOME!
See how easy it is when I don’t have to deal with someone with a 50000 piece clip art collection.
Its called a job, not art. The fact that you said it in your own words, “then you'll probably find a heaping pile of it” is exactly what we get ALL THE TIME. We are sick of sorting thru CRAP!
If you don’t understand business, then we DON’T WANT YOU! The client is ALWAYS right, not some moody little designer who is upset that the client doesn’t like their design and wants to cry.
Look around, the last time we posted we got over 6500 resumes, at least we are down to 1900 with only 15 being able to follow direction. -NOT BAD!! We are making progress."
- SigDesign0
On Mon, Jul 20, 2009 at 4:12 PM, Wasy <> wrote:
Sorry buddy, but we investigate you BEFORE we place you with one of our clients.
From: me
Date: Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:42:19 -0700
To: Wendy <>
Subject: Re: Web Designer/Graphic Designer WantedI didn't see your company's website on your post. Could you please send it to me, so that I may research your company and decide if it's worth my time to apply?
thank you.
Nick
- BEFORE!!!noiseisthis
- you will not know what you do or who you work for...SigDesign
- where'd Wendy come from? I'm pretty sure his name is Donovan Berkelytymeframe
- hm...weird...SigDesign
- version30
man you guys are lucky, i never got a reply :(
- maybe it was my 5 fucking lol cube pieces i sent with it?version3
- did you send a fucking lol pdf with ten examples?jimzyk
- lol this made me bust up!sofakingbanned
- Sugary0
My response:
"Good luck with the new hire! If you say his portfolio is awesome than I'm sure he can help you guys out with that Crystaltip.com website. Talk about a heaping pile. I hope that is on top of the list of design projects."
- akoni0
if they did hire someone, would love to know who the designer is.
and perhaps laugh at them.
- Sugary0
They responded:
Definitely on the drawing board! Their new site is totally flex and ajax, but we appreciate your input! We aim to please.
If you have any other clients you can throw our way, I’m sure we can fix your designs as well.
Thanks
- what... the... fuck....Sugary
- if they sleep better.akoni
- no CAPS this time?? i call fakeakoni
- send them zomboCOM. their newsletter doesnt worknoiseisthis
- I think im done with this, feels like talking to a botSugary
- megE0
*sits on the sideline laughing, grabs popcorn
I know I'm late but this is great!
- Sugary0
I respond:
Yeah no thanks, I would never send a client to someone as degrading and disrespectful as you.