Breaking up
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- deathboy0
go for broke and try the threesome technique, if theyre disgusted theyll probably do the breakup, if not u bought a little more time
- digdre0
so you're asking how to break up, on the internet?
How about you change your facebook status back to 'single'
- THIS HAPPENED TO MEbigtrick
- HAHAHAdigdre
- HEHEPIITB
- HAHA.akrokdesign
- shitehawke0
How about you just stop being a cunt. Man up (or woman up, if thats your gender) and talk to the other person like a fucking human who deserves a bit of respect.
Holy fuck.
- babaganush0
One lucky person is gonna get shot of you if you need to ask that.
- WeLoveNoise0
"Don't be reckless with other people's hearts.
Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours."- Where the f*ck did you read that - BOOOOOOKE!!!!!uncle_helv
- Baz Luhrman. *yawn*Khurram
- yesWeLoveNoise
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- Autokern0
1) Face to ass
- Khurram0
Just do it gradually, start becoming more distant and more of an asshole. No cuddling after sex etc. (of course you continue to fuck her). Cause arguments then say "we're arguing a lot, i think we need some space".
This can be compressed into two weeks by which point your all but broken up, except you stil have the option of booty calls/fuck buddies.
- digdre0
just ignore her from now on and drop her lugage at the front door, on the outside, not inside
- this is why ur single tim !!!WeLoveNoise
- am I ?digdre
- :Ddigdre
- jimzyk0
start wearing her clothes.
particularly underwear, leave a few skidmarks, that should do the trick...
- uncle_helv0
I broke up with my wife in February, hurt like hell, still does!!!
- digdre0
not easy if you ask me..
- BuddhaHat0
Two Words: Dirty Sanchez
- boobs0
Use the New Gingrich technique: wait until she's sick with cancer, then go break up with her in her hospital room.
- benfal990
act weird until she ask "whats happening with you, you're not the same" then say "iam all mixed up, i dont know where iam" then ask for a break.
- Khurram0
you guys have such humungous balls! And morals!!!!
- kinetic0
just tell her you're gay
- Khurram0
Start premature ejaculating inside her without waiting for her to get off, then slap her on her ass and say "that was awesome", turning over and falling asleep.
This is a sure fire way of killing your relationship over time while protecting the emotions of all concerned.
- BuddhaHat0
here's another one... the good old Alarm Cock...
wake her up in the morning by slapping her in the forehead with your dick shouting 'alarm cock! alarm cock!'
she'll be dressed and out of your apartment faster than you can say 'but what about my coffee hun?'
- Win!Khurram
- unless she's kinky and horny in the morning and has a good sense of humor7point34
- In other words, what i said on pg2, become completetly unappealing to her and she will be relieved.Khurram
- *pg1Khurram
- any other way is pure cruelty.Khurram
- <end>Khurram
- actually not what i said, do not become appealing string her along until she gets sick of it.Khurram
- Win!bigtrick
- i lol'dPIITB
- blackisle0
bastard, Andrew are breaking up with me!