Breaking up
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- kinetic0
just tell her you're gay
- benfal990
act weird until she ask "whats happening with you, you're not the same" then say "iam all mixed up, i dont know where iam" then ask for a break.
- boobs0
Use the New Gingrich technique: wait until she's sick with cancer, then go break up with her in her hospital room.
- Projectile0
hmmm
just start getting RREEEAALLYY kinky. Or boring. she'll run for the hills eventually
- Khurram0
shout Jaline's name in bed, as we have all done in our time.
- BuddhaHat0
here's another one... the good old Alarm Cock...
wake her up in the morning by slapping her in the forehead with your dick shouting 'alarm cock! alarm cock!'
she'll be dressed and out of your apartment faster than you can say 'but what about my coffee hun?'
- Win!Khurram
- unless she's kinky and horny in the morning and has a good sense of humor7point34
- In other words, what i said on pg2, become completetly unappealing to her and she will be relieved.Khurram
- *pg1Khurram
- any other way is pure cruelty.Khurram
- <end>Khurram
- actually not what i said, do not become appealing string her along until she gets sick of it.Khurram
- Win!bigtrick
- i lol'dPIITB
- Khurram0
Start premature ejaculating inside her without waiting for her to get off, then slap her on her ass and say "that was awesome", turning over and falling asleep.
This is a sure fire way of killing your relationship over time while protecting the emotions of all concerned.
- Khurram0
you guys have such humungous balls! And morals!!!!
- BuddhaHat0
Two Words: Dirty Sanchez
- deathboy0
go for broke and try the threesome technique, if theyre disgusted theyll probably do the breakup, if not u bought a little more time
- rupedixon0
"It's not me, it's you..."
- ximeraLabs0
This calls for an emo card on FFFFOUND.
- chossy0
email her this video and tell her this is the place you feel you are right now..
- Taschen0
I'm in a similar situation. Been with someone for 7 weeks now. She seems great but I have a hard time falling in love. I think it's too soon to break up without giving things a chance. Think 3 months is enough?
- you're worried about falling in love after 7 weeks? i think you're over thinking this7point34
- there's been times where I fell in love in a week. how long does it take to fall in love?Taschen
- I really want to be with her but I have a hard time feeling itTaschen
- I thought retarded people weren't allowed to date?Andrew_D
- that's great faggotTaschen
- I think this comment totally deserves an entire thread dedicated to it! Oh wait hold the phone....Kidswift
- Does she kern like a whore?shitehawke
- 7point340
1. grow a spine
2. grow a pair
3. buy a cup to protect your new pair
4. say it face to face
- chossy0
If you don't do it face to face you are a fucking pussy, also definatly do not do the silent treatment it is horrible and makes the person receiving it feel worthless.
Meet her or him and fucking tell them you dinae fancy them anymore.
- calcium0
If you don't do it face to face you are a pud.
- Rand0
take the easy way out, kill yourself
- +1locustsloth
- don't leave a noteRand
- notes always make them think there's a chance you're coming back7point34