Breaking up
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- rupedixon0
"It's not me, it's you..."
- deathboy0
go for broke and try the threesome technique, if theyre disgusted theyll probably do the breakup, if not u bought a little more time
- BuddhaHat0
Two Words: Dirty Sanchez
- Khurram0
you guys have such humungous balls! And morals!!!!
- Khurram0
Start premature ejaculating inside her without waiting for her to get off, then slap her on her ass and say "that was awesome", turning over and falling asleep.
This is a sure fire way of killing your relationship over time while protecting the emotions of all concerned.
- BuddhaHat0
here's another one... the good old Alarm Cock...
wake her up in the morning by slapping her in the forehead with your dick shouting 'alarm cock! alarm cock!'
she'll be dressed and out of your apartment faster than you can say 'but what about my coffee hun?'
- Win!Khurram
- unless she's kinky and horny in the morning and has a good sense of humor7point34
- In other words, what i said on pg2, become completetly unappealing to her and she will be relieved.Khurram
- *pg1Khurram
- any other way is pure cruelty.Khurram
- <end>Khurram
- actually not what i said, do not become appealing string her along until she gets sick of it.Khurram
- Win!bigtrick
- i lol'dPIITB
- Khurram0
shout Jaline's name in bed, as we have all done in our time.
- Projectile0
hmmm
just start getting RREEEAALLYY kinky. Or boring. she'll run for the hills eventually
- boobs0
Use the New Gingrich technique: wait until she's sick with cancer, then go break up with her in her hospital room.
- benfal990
act weird until she ask "whats happening with you, you're not the same" then say "iam all mixed up, i dont know where iam" then ask for a break.
- kinetic0
just tell her you're gay