How can Creationists argue
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- airey0
it's got to be pointed out that not all creationist buy into the literal timeline of the bible, meaning that they believe in the bible's story of creation, but realise if it happened it was a fucking long time back.
i love that it was all apparently created in 7 days before days existed. that's a fun one.
and in the words of bill hicks, here's one word for creationists that needs to be asked - dinosaurs. explain.
- Llyod0
homo jawbone! thems queers have been scheming for a long time
- _salisae_0
this thread put LOLs inside my tummy
- that's hot!utopian
- watch out baby jesus could be next!duckofrubber
- ian0
I believe a much more pertinent question is not 'how can creationists argue?', it is 'why are coldplay so popular?'
one of the great mysteries of our time.
- October0
theres a youtube series on - why do people laugh at creationists
- cannonball19780
Here's what I can't stand about this argument, and it has nothing to do with if there is a god or not:
IF IN FACT THE WORLD WAS CREATED by a being... why does it have to be a god-like being?
The simple fact that religious people cant disentangle the concept of the world being created and the concept of a supreme being illustrates their stupidity.
- rayborn30000
Christians to the Lions!
- IRS0
- It would definitely create a big bang.IRS
- if this is an honest argument then god help you my friend, god help you.set
- i guess it's this kind of minute brain activity that explains being religious.set
- hahahahaThePublics
- No. That driving through that would result in this: http://newsimg.bbc.c…ORAZAL
- Now I believe!ORAZAL
- An accident only happens when a human is involved.cannonball1978
- bulletfactory0
^ nope, that's how my house was built.
- threadpost0
huh? Try 4.5 billion years old.
- I noticed that too, but I love where this thread is going...I always wanted to see Jesus ride a velocoraptorhargbine