your last fist fight
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- imnotadesigner0
was last month with my soon to be brother in-law
- Amicus0
for Moluv00 (it's a chuckle)
- Moluv000
Use a sword.
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- beachman0
When I was a kid, about 11 years old I was getting picked on a lot by a fat (and strong) kid in class. I was the shortest kid in the class so the big fat kid thought he could pick on me.
I remember it like it was yesterday. The lunch bell had just rung. I had my sandwiches sitting on my desk wrapped up. Big fat kid was poking the pointed end of a steel drawing compass into my sandwiches and taunting me. I snapped. I grabbed the compass out of his hand and without even thinking about it drove the steel point through big kid's hand between the thumb and index finger and into the desk. The fight was on. I fought like a crazed animal. I was surprised at my own strength and fury. He never picked on me again. And neither did anyone else in school.
Yes i fought like a rabid animal and now I am a peaceful designer and use CS4.
- Ha. I had a similar story, but I put the fat kids head through a school window when I had him in a full nelson.TheBlueOne
- No one ever fucked with me after that. I was the "crazy skinny kid who put the other kids head through a window"TheBlueOne
- kona0
maybe 6 or 7 years ago. i drove almost two hours to meet a couple of my old friends at a shit-hole bar we used to hang out at when we were in our mid 20s. i open the back door and there goes my buddy flying down the stairs followed closely by a couple hispanic fellows. without hesitation i jump in and grab the closest one and get in a few good punches and threw him into the wall. one of his buddies socked me in the jaw and like out of some van damme movie i took him by the head and bashed his face into my knee. just after his nose exploded on my jeans one of his buddies punched me in the kidney. holy shit did that hurt.
i turn to punch him and all i see is this little black plastic thing in his hand. next thing i know the little shit is macing me in the face. i'm sure i screamed like a little school girl but i wasn't alone in my pain for too long. the fucker then maced my buddy, they threw a couple more quick sucker punches and darted out of the bar. we're both struggling to get to out feet and we were pretty much tripping over each other trying to be first into the bathroom.
we bust in and run over to the sinks and start splashing water in our faces. i gotta tell ya. i don't ever wish that shit on anybody (but rick) cause it was the worst pain ever. it felt like my face was burning for a good 30 minutes. so here we are, soaking wet, faces beat red, bloodied and bruised in our nice saturday night closes 2 hours from home.
we ended up drinking for free that night. i guess the hispanic dudes got pretty touchy feely with one of the waitresses and my buddy jumped in to help her, then all hell broke lose. so they bought us drinks and my buddy got the girl. the end.
- good storyepikore
- The badass always gets the girl.ChankD
- pics of the girl?TheBlueOne
- ntslide0
Got whomped on by a group of guys who forgot the value of 1 on 1. They also forgot how to not suckerpunch and were extremely talented at kicking in the face while in a group. I did do what my dad told me when I was a kid... got up off of the ground and slugged the biggest kid square in the nose. It broke... They ran away with my wallet and my cellphone. One of the people that was in their group came back and said that her friends were a-holes and said I didn't deserve it at all, she also brought my phone and wallet back.
15 stitches and some good bruises.
"what can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight"
I guess now I know.
- moldero0
I think everyone needs a good ass whoopin at least once in their life, you can spot the ones who haven't, they usually run their mouths a lot assuming nothing can hurt them.
- dasohr0
last worthy fight i remember was me shitfaced trying to help out a buddy who'd been pissing of this horde of local skinhead wankers. anyhow once they beat him to mush it was my turn and they took turns punching me. i was so drunk i just stood there laughing at them, yelling: "alright boys lets take it out. i'll take all of you down one after the other." there were so many my sister got involved who eventually caught a few fists herself. me in all my drunken rage then proceeded to go outside where i was going to pass out some whoop ass, but somehow my drunkenness scared them off and they never came. i was so mad. i was so ready to hurt someone. never even swung a fist.
- visionary0
they don't teach Senshido anywhere except montreal
- He has some affiliates around..in NY, the UK, Australia...TheBlueOne
- I took two seminars when Rich came to NY..amazing, life changing stuff...TheBlueOne
- plus the vids are top notch material...TheBlueOne
- TheBlueOne0
If you want to learn self-defense Senshido is the real deal.
Systema is a joke. Krav Maga is decent, but has a lot of commercialized stupid teachers these days, and doesn't teach the scenario or behavioral training aspects.
- sweet jesusvisionary
- Krav Maga is practical, quick to learn and good for all sorts of physical abilities. I highly recommend it.itsmitch
- Def Krav is good, but some teachers are better than others these days...I prefer the stuff in this video...TheBlueOne
- visionary0
'99. a couple friends and I were leaving a bar and saw a chick we knew walking down the street. three guys ran up to her hooting and hollering. so it was on. 3 on 3 brawl. it ended when my friend joe pulled a hunting knife. everyone scattered. walking on my way home the cops pulled up to me and asked "is this the guy that was causing problems down the street?". I said "yes officer, that's the guy who jumped my friend." I sobered up enough for that instance.
- elDoctor0
This will help you in your day to day
- haha...this is a joke, right?TheBlueOne
- martial art bullshit.TheBlueOne
- this stuff isn't practical for a real fight. only works in the movies. too complex. too much thinking.itsmitch
- Rather the opposite. Your training your body to make these motions as natural as you would touch your nose. I've seen these guys go "for real" and I would not want to be on the receiving end.elDoctor
- it doesn't work that wayTheBlueOne
- looks like it works great as long as the guys you are fighting are coming at you in slow motion. :)lightpattern
- real martial artists make it look easy, but it takes years of hard training to respond like thisAmicus
- HAHAHAHAHA look at the guy in the orange shirt!!!! concentrate on him!Milan
- what a fuckin jokeMilan
- emukid0
got the shit kicked out of me last year when i told my girlfriend i wasn't sure where our relationship was going. in her defense she was really drunk. we are still together but i am still very scared.
- Meeklo0
you want me to show you tough?
I'll show you tough!