your last fist fight
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- WhiteFace0
I was happily talking to this Australian chap in Thailand a couple of years ago when he suddenly SLAPPED me round the face - really hard, claiming it was a new "fun" thing and I should pass it on?! As retaliation I punched him in the face as hard as i could. he ran off saying that's not the game & he was getting his friends on me???
I'd forgotten all about it until I saw my friend Bungle (who had very similar hair to me) get knocked out by a crazy Thai giant, he even kneed him in the head on the way down then ran off! he was out cold for nearly 10 minutes - longest 10 minutes of my life i thought the fucker had killed him.
- benfal990
i killed a guy once...
crazy what a punch in the face can do eh! hehe :)
- noRGB0
Long time ago in high school, we had this school-to-school rivalry with this other school in our county. Our soccer team consistently raped theirs, and they always liked to turn clean games into fights, which we consistently beat their asses in as well.
One weekend, they actually beat us. They had a big keg party at some jock's parents' house on a Saturday night. Me and five of my friends unknowingly ended up at the same party. Started out very cool, "great game as always, guys", then this one fucker comes up to my pal Truck (yup, that's his nickname for a reason..he's a big, tall, quiet type who played goalie), and says, "You Maury bitches are a bunch of shin-kicking faggots." Bad move. Two of my friends started the whole "let's be gay and push each other around for five minutes" routine. The other four of us were like, "Fuck this, there's like 100 of them, let's go." Truck is not having that. He walks away casually, says "Fuck this shit," and walks directly to the keg. We're like, cool, this is over, just calm Truck down. We go over to the keg, to I guess just get beers and carry on with the party. Apparently, Truck saw the keg as a weapon, not a beer dispenser. He picks up the keg, and we've already realized what he's about to do. He hauls the thing over his head, and charges back to the dude who was talking shit. I guess when he friends screamed, "Yo watch out!" it didn't register, as he swiftly caught a massive blow to the head from a keg. Fight breaks out, the four of us who didn't wanna get involved are like, "Look, this is stupid, let's just go." We walk inside, say goodbye to a couple of people, let them know a fight is going on in the backyard, and head out front to our cars.
When we get to the car, Truck is somehow already there, sitting Indian-style on the hood with his shirt ripped to shreds, and blood all over his face and upper-body like some Last of the Mohicans shit. He goes, "They called the cops, I think I killed like three of them."
Truck is still in jail to this day for attempted murder or some shit.
Moral of the story: Soccer is srs bizness, and don't fuck with goalies.
- jail time isn't worth it.epikore
- Yah, that's why the rest of us walked away. Truck was a crazy fuckin dude.noRGB
- Didn't the name "Truck" kinda give that away?TheBlueOne
- how long is he doing time?epikore
- He was in juvie for a year previous to being 18. Then he was in lock-up for a year, now hes back for something else.noRGB
- man. You've got a friend named "truck". You shoulda known.dan5382
- mistermik0
fought a British gladiator and tony slattery
- Rand0
don't fistfights chip your black nail polish?
- connector-Y0
I could use a fight, could be fun..must be the testosterone distorting my thinking as it does with all men on a daily basis.
- epikore0
I think it's a scary situation when you're a adult. You're taking a greater risk with chances of permanent damage as adults are stronger than kids.
- Nairn0
I got in a push fight the other day, after a frenchman threw a cat across my kitchen. I pushed him through a fridge door, he pushed back me back across the kitchen. It wasn't going to go anywhere after that, so we finished up by shouting at each other quite a lot, then going out to have a cup of tea in the sun.
- chossy0
In a pub called negotiants about ten years ago the pub is now called something else, a bunch of guys knew someone I was with and they all piled into us we fought for a bit then the bouncers sprayed us with pepper spray :''''(.
- neue75_bold0
I don't like the idea of ruining my moneymakers...
- being a professional hand job artist and all...neue75_bold
- rough hands add frictionkelpie
- it's my wrists that I worry about..neue75_bold
- epikore0
This is me when I was a kid, I guess it could go under QBN mugs
- which one?WhiteFace
- the underdogepikore
- it's my wrists that I worry about..neue75_bold
- Rand0
some bitch told me I didn't kern a logo properly and I retaliated by reformatting his left justified text to ragged right
- bwahahaha..neue75_bold
- hahahahahaha you are one tough bastardkelpie
- that made me spit up my coffee.mayo
- brandelec0
jan 07, was driving down the street with couple of friends when out of nowhere a shitstorm of snowballs and rocks came at the car.. i hit the brakes and my buddy in the front seat jumps out yelling 'fuckers!'
buddy in the backseat and i both thought 'where the fuck is he going?'
so we jump out to catch up with him. next thing there's 7 chav looking mofos on top of us. this was a busy street and i remember all these people were out of their cars yelling 'we called the cops!' mofos jump in a van and fled. we're on the ground, 2 minutes later 3 squad cars show up and this fucking cop is separating the 3 of us thinking we were fighting each other. this was on my birthday :)
- epikore0
I don't mind getting into a fight except the getting hit back part. Wish it was one way.
- kelpie0
I generally avoid fist fights because, like almost every designer or related profession I've ever met, I am a total pussy. Unlike some, I'm prepared to admit this, as it isn't something which keeps me up at night.
last time I actually hit someone it was my little brother.
- epikore0
What's the benefit of fighting other a than a cheap thrill?
- graham4140
Man I wanted to knock this MF out last wednesday. He was all brute strenght but he had a lil bit of intelligent black in him.
I looked so far into his soul, i decided to turn the other cheek. Its weird to hurt someone when you know it wont make a difference.
- what's intelligent black?lambsy
- Means the dude knew all 52 Blocks and shit.TheBlueOne
- This may be the single most gayest thing I have ever read on the internet ... ever.flavorful
- move0
Last girlfriend. I got my ass whupped. LOL cant be hiting the ladies now can we?
- sounds like you got fisted and didn't put up a fightversion3
- lol @ fisted
sublocked - There aren't any rules that say you can't block dude.connector-Y
- onewhoslaps0
last year some dude got all road rage on me and told me to pull over so he could beat my ass. i pull over very casually and get out walk over to his car while he's telling me how he's going to kick my ass. he opens his door plants one foot on the ground, i slam his own car door on his leg and one solid punch to face and he's crying like a little girl. i grab his face like your mom would when you are big trouble and tell him not to pick fights with people who can kick his ass. i then take his car keys out of the ignition and throw them into a large dumpster next to the car. i leave. sweet victory.
- BRNK0
About two years ago on the way home from work I told a drunken cubs fan to fuck off when he shouted in my face. His boys teased him, he sucker punched me in the side of the neck, I punched him the face, dropping him and cutting his lip open. There were two cops who saw the whole ordeal on the other side of a throng of people, so I ran. Still have a scar on my knuckle from the fucker's teeth.