your last fist fight
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- epikore0
What's the benefit of fighting other a than a cheap thrill?
- sublocked0
Bout a year ago. Made fun of some drunk fat girl trying to cut in line at this late night food spot.
Boyfriend got all hurt when the whole place started laughing at her, so he runs up and sucker punches me. I swing on him and he crouches down - stupid move. Kneed him in the face repeatedly.
His big ass samoan friend thought it would be fun to join in at that point. Breaks my nose. My friend breaks a chair over his head. Friend and I stomp him out.
Run to my car with my shirt in my nose to stop the blood pouring out of it. Didn't even get my food I paid for. Fun times...
- Not to mention the crowd of about 50 people watching like it was a UFC fight.sublocked
- digdre0
years ago. can't even remember.. did I even fight?
- kelpie0
I generally avoid fist fights because, like almost every designer or related profession I've ever met, I am a total pussy. Unlike some, I'm prepared to admit this, as it isn't something which keeps me up at night.
last time I actually hit someone it was my little brother.
- epikore0
I don't mind getting into a fight except the getting hit back part. Wish it was one way.
- brandelec0
jan 07, was driving down the street with couple of friends when out of nowhere a shitstorm of snowballs and rocks came at the car.. i hit the brakes and my buddy in the front seat jumps out yelling 'fuckers!'
buddy in the backseat and i both thought 'where the fuck is he going?'
so we jump out to catch up with him. next thing there's 7 chav looking mofos on top of us. this was a busy street and i remember all these people were out of their cars yelling 'we called the cops!' mofos jump in a van and fled. we're on the ground, 2 minutes later 3 squad cars show up and this fucking cop is separating the 3 of us thinking we were fighting each other. this was on my birthday :)
- Meeklo0
you want me to show you tough?
I'll show you tough!
- moldero0
I beat-up a skin head who was looking for a fight, 1 hit to the lower spine was all it took. I train just a little.
- BRNK0
About two years ago on the way home from work I told a drunken cubs fan to fuck off when he shouted in my face. His boys teased him, he sucker punched me in the side of the neck, I punched him the face, dropping him and cutting his lip open. There were two cops who saw the whole ordeal on the other side of a throng of people, so I ran. Still have a scar on my knuckle from the fucker's teeth.
- Rand0
some bitch told me I didn't kern a logo properly and I retaliated by reformatting his left justified text to ragged right
- bwahahaha..neue75_bold
- hahahahahaha you are one tough bastardkelpie
- that made me spit up my coffee.mayo
- epikore0
This is me when I was a kid, I guess it could go under QBN mugs
- which one?WhiteFace
- the underdogepikore
- it's my wrists that I worry about..neue75_bold
- neue75_bold0
I don't like the idea of ruining my moneymakers...
- being a professional hand job artist and all...neue75_bold
- rough hands add frictionkelpie
- it's my wrists that I worry about..neue75_bold
- chossy0
In a pub called negotiants about ten years ago the pub is now called something else, a bunch of guys knew someone I was with and they all piled into us we fought for a bit then the bouncers sprayed us with pepper spray :''''(.
- Nairn0
I got in a push fight the other day, after a frenchman threw a cat across my kitchen. I pushed him through a fridge door, he pushed back me back across the kitchen. It wasn't going to go anywhere after that, so we finished up by shouting at each other quite a lot, then going out to have a cup of tea in the sun.
- emukid0
got the shit kicked out of me last year when i told my girlfriend i wasn't sure where our relationship was going. in her defense she was really drunk. we are still together but i am still very scared.
- onewhoslaps0
last year some dude got all road rage on me and told me to pull over so he could beat my ass. i pull over very casually and get out walk over to his car while he's telling me how he's going to kick my ass. he opens his door plants one foot on the ground, i slam his own car door on his leg and one solid punch to face and he's crying like a little girl. i grab his face like your mom would when you are big trouble and tell him not to pick fights with people who can kick his ass. i then take his car keys out of the ignition and throw them into a large dumpster next to the car. i leave. sweet victory.
- epikore0
I think it's a scary situation when you're a adult. You're taking a greater risk with chances of permanent damage as adults are stronger than kids.