Douchebags of Twitter...
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I've been looking over this twitter thing and I came to conclusion that this thing is a douchebag paradise.
My number one on the Douchenags of Twitter list is:
http://twitter.com/JoshuaDavisExplanation: 4,560 followers, 0 folowing. He's too cool to follow anyone. Now if that's not doucheganistan right here I don't know what is.
- utopian0
Ashton Kutcher
169 following
2,227,220 followershahaha...
- janne760
i'm a tweeting douchebag.
- GeorgesII0
God
6,792,467,727 Following
2,356,965,641 Followerspfffft groupie
- utopian0
Is Jakob Nielsen twittering?
- no he has issues with it. usability. he doesn't know how to use it.janne76
- http://www.usability…utopian
- lol, there you have it haha..janne76
- fiesta0
I'm shocked Joshua Davis can get phone reception to Twitter from all the way up his own arse
- Orbit0
I have had a brave attempt at being a Twitter douchebag. After giving it my all for maybe one to two weeks I came to conclude there are six types of people on there:
1. Ego overloaded 'celebrity' types who think its charming to be able to babble with the proletariat but are far too busy to actually read anyone else's tweets.
2. The proletariat who think its exciting to be able to babble to celebs and are either (i)accepting or (ii) frustrated by the lack of response from them.
3. Spammers and marketeers of:
a) Porn
b) Low cost ways to grow your twitter followers for business
c) Alternative lifestyle products4. Yoko Ono.
5. People who think they are funny and are driven by the belief they will 'be discovered' and enjoy a career as a people's comedian.
6. Those who try it, and fail to see the point.
The bottom line is it would be more fun writing short messages on post-it notes and leaving them anonymously in public places.
- +1afabrega
- Oooooo!!! Let's try that last thinglocustsloth
- 7. Those who try it, and fail to see the point, but keep posting anyway because they are masochists.juhls
- what about Iranians trying to stay alive? (and others trying to kill them)ribit
- 7. People on Horp's block list. aka. Me *sad face*Complexfruit
- TheBlueOne0
His hair style alone marks him as a douchebag.
- morilla0
You know Josh probably saw this post, he is an observer here....
- Rand0
it's not his fault, twitter turns everyone into a douchebag
- iheartfun0
I don't see the point of it.....
"Im walking down the street"
"Im getting in my car"Why do I need to know WHY!?!?!
- how about: http://twitpic.com/7… this is our wish to end this wayribit
- epikore0
It was invented by women to keep track of their men
- epikore0
"I'm in the suppy room fucking the secretary"
- Dancer0
twitter = douchebags.