Douchebags of Twitter...

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    I have had a brave attempt at being a Twitter douchebag. After giving it my all for maybe one to two weeks I came to conclude there are six types of people on there:

    1. Ego overloaded 'celebrity' types who think its charming to be able to babble with the proletariat but are far too busy to actually read anyone else's tweets.

    2. The proletariat who think its exciting to be able to babble to celebs and are either (i)accepting or (ii) frustrated by the lack of response from them.

    3. Spammers and marketeers of:
    a) Porn
    b) Low cost ways to grow your twitter followers for business
    c) Alternative lifestyle products

    4. Yoko Ono.

    5. People who think they are funny and are driven by the belief they will 'be discovered' and enjoy a career as a people's comedian.

    6. Those who try it, and fail to see the point.

    The bottom line is it would be more fun writing short messages on post-it notes and leaving them anonymously in public places.

    • +1afabrega
    • Oooooo!!! Let's try that last thinglocustsloth
    • 7. Those who try it, and fail to see the point, but keep posting anyway because they are masochists.juhls
    • what about Iranians trying to stay alive? (and others trying to kill them)ribit
    • 7. People on Horp's block list. aka. Me *sad face*Complexfruit

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