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- gentleman
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product…
lol at "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" section :D
- duckofrubber0
Whoa! WTF??
- lvl_130
- lol.. look up uranium ore on amazon, that is some funny shitrayborn3000
- juhls0
"How many weekends have I spent, in the loincloth, knife clenched in my teeth, running through the fields trying to find a rabbit? (A bunch, trust me on this, a bunch.) All so I can have something to sacrifice on the altar once I get to the cave.
Now, with this, home, fix a cocktail, go through the day's mail, finish my drink and drive over to the cave, yank this carcass out of the box and offer this at the feet of my dark lord and master, boom, done. I'm happy, my dark lord and master is happy, everybody wins.
What a time saver. "
- inhaler970
hahah read the customer reviews.
By V. Zhirinovsky "Vlad the Mad" (Virginia, USA) - See all my reviews
I am Director of Unholy Sacrifices for a prominent pagan bloodcult. Since our traditional sacrifical practices have been banned in 189 countries and the moon, we are now allowed only to use animal carcasses purchased on the internet. Let me warn you, Baal-Hammon will NOT be appeased by this offering. The Dark One will only accept sacrifices of mammals larger than a badger. If he is displeased, he will, depending on his mood, incinerate you, disembowel you, or turn you into an American. I hope this review helps, because I incurred his wrath and now live in Virginia.
- gentleman0
i guess /b/ decided to dick around with amazon :D
- mg330
These amazon reviews are becoming one of my favorite laughs lately.
- blaw0
Seems kinda high priced. You could get a whole beef tenderloin for about the range of money.
- mg330
So glad I don't have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore., January 21, 2009
By Kyle J. Von Bose "Kyle von Bose" (Anchorage, Alaska) - See all my reviews
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I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn't sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people's privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.
The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker.
- harlequino0
Haha, has there been any large coverage of this Amazon review meme? God I hope not, cuz Amazon will swoop in and review them.
- mg330
I mean, this is funny stuff! This is the kind of humor I like. It's like Seinfeld in a way - kind of smart, not outright obvious funny. My kind of thing!
- harlequino0
LOL, I think this was is real, and unintentionally funny.
"I am horrified that this picture would appear on a site with Easter toys. I am glad my nephew is young enough to still think the easter bunny still comes to deliver the treats, not to be served for dinner!"
- mg330
Wow - there is a discussion on the uranium ore - "This is a joke right?"
- skt0
i was sure this would be a thread by moth.