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• inhaler970

  hahah read the customer reviews.

  By V. Zhirinovsky "Vlad the Mad" (Virginia, USA) - See all my reviews
  I am Director of Unholy Sacrifices for a prominent pagan bloodcult. Since our traditional sacrifical practices have been banned in 189 countries and the moon, we are now allowed only to use animal carcasses purchased on the internet. Let me warn you, Baal-Hammon will NOT be appeased by this offering. The Dark One will only accept sacrifices of mammals larger than a badger. If he is displeased, he will, depending on his mood, incinerate you, disembowel you, or turn you into an American. I hope this review helps, because I incurred his wrath and now live in Virginia.

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  • *poof* you are now an American! bwhahahahahaBattleAxe

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