janne at the bakery
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- identity0
this is a great thread! :-)
- airey0
i got a yeast infection from janne's bread. thrush for everybody!
- mydo0
Janne: I've recommended you to a friend of mine, they have a really huge company that make millions, his boss is looking for a specialist firm that make biscuits. great huh! so i said you were really good.
Baker: I don't really b..
Janne: So can we just make a few more changes to the bread.- hahaaha, esp. the not making him finish talk part..janne76
- arthur0
Janne: I've bought this loaf of bread from another baker down the street. It's really good, but just too expensive. I can't buy any more of his loaves at that price. If I give you a slice of this bread do you think you can figure out exactly what ingredients he used and recreate this loaf...at half the price?
Baker: ... no
- Anders0
Janne, here's your soundtrack:
- jimbojones0
janne: can you add some exciting to the current bread? like a ribbon, yes, I like ribbons
baker: ...
janne: come on, I'm your paying customer after all! make it red.
baker: ok :(
janne: and put this badly shot picture of my ugly girlfriend in the middle.
baker: ok :(
janne: and make her look thinner.
baker: ok :(
janne: thinner than that. even thinner. as thin as if she would fit through the door. yes. and make her blonde.
baker: ok :(
janne: and write "for my hunnybunnycutiepie" in a beautiful font above the picture. no, not that font. I like Comic Sans. And add some stars. And some smilies. And make the bread green. And make it a square.
baker: done :(
janne: ok, well since I came up with at least 50% of the ideas, I should pay you 50%.
baker: *eats bread*
*dies*
- Rand0
make the loaf bigger
- arthur0
(Janne arrives a bit later to pick up his completed loaf of bread.)
baker: Ah, Janne, good to see you. This bread was a really tough order but I think you'll be very pleased. You'll see that I...
Janne: (looks at bread) Um, when I said "bread" I really meant "fruit salad." I thought you understood that. Did you not get that? Everyone knows that. How did you not get that? How long have you been a baker?
baker:...
- baseline_shift0
janne: "I am new to baking and food and I came across this website while researching and I thought it was an interesting concept. Seems like it could be a really good way for people who are new to this industry to get some experience and build a portfolio of breads. Thoughts?"
baker: "..."
- janne760
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- version30
janne: Can we make the bread fly around the table like a bird or plane bringing the loaf to rest on the dinner plate? You can make it play a jingle as they cut into it right? That would be great. Remember the party is tonight.
- pango0
Janne: Can i get dill dough bread?
baker: sureeee........pfffffffffff roflmfao.
- ukit0
janne: hi baker, can you bake me a nice bread?
baker: sure, what kind of bread do you want?
janne: this kind of bread, bitch *blam blam*
*tosses money from register into bag, runs out front door*
- ukit0
janne: hi...
baker: No
- popfodders0
janne: will you be joining me for a late night drink baker?
baker: depends on what you're offering?
- Hombre_Lobo0
i get so sick of hearing these lines. great thread. cheap asses!
- sseo0
baker: [logs on to qbn]
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