janne at the bakery
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janne: can you add some exciting to the current bread? like a ribbon, yes, I like ribbons
baker: ...
janne: come on, I'm your paying customer after all! make it red.
baker: ok :(
janne: and put this badly shot picture of my ugly girlfriend in the middle.
baker: ok :(
janne: and make her look thinner.
baker: ok :(
janne: thinner than that. even thinner. as thin as if she would fit through the door. yes. and make her blonde.
baker: ok :(
janne: and write "for my hunnybunnycutiepie" in a beautiful font above the picture. no, not that font. I like Comic Sans. And add some stars. And some smilies. And make the bread green. And make it a square.
baker: done :(
janne: ok, well since I came up with at least 50% of the ideas, I should pay you 50%.
baker: *eats bread*
*dies*