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- imavery0
get a shit load of tacks, and paint them the same color as the CD's chair, and then lay them out on their chair. Take their business cards, and replace their name with Shit Lips
- CALLES0
oh man... i actually feel bad i went to see his profile and look how sad ae his topics and the time table
- imavery0
get a shit load of tacks, and paint them the same color as the CD's chair, and then lay them out on their chair. Take their business cards, and replace their name with Shit Lips
- What happened to your website?monospaced
- we had a falling out, bitch tried to get half, but I paid her a little visit.imavery
- dirtydesign0
they probably won't let him back to his computer once they fire him
- sarmel0
In all seriousness prepare a well written letter about why your CD is a total tard and leave it with HR. Be constructively critical. Don't just say, "He doesn't know what he's doing." Bring up specific points as to why he is not doing his job correctly. You'll probably still get fired, but at least he might get a stern talking to... ah, fuck it just get drunk.
- blimey0
what's it like........ firing people..... fuck with someone's life..... will i someday have the power...
- CALLES0
thell it its "Zip! Zero Cool" to fire you
- CALLES0
for all this attention that bitch better be getting fired
- tymeframe0
"But the one good think is I work with all really hot chicks! Almost no dudes so that is rad :)"
- zerocoolTime to get some numbers dude ...and post pics to make sure we approve
- CALLES0
actually funny would be if they have qbn on the screen and ask him "what the fuck is this?!?!?!?"
- Scotch_Roman0
Back up your stuff. Get all source files for your projects, otherwise they'll send you lo-res PDFs that you can't do jack shit with. Take all your vendor contacts with you. Don't take client contacts though. Make sure you have enough print samples.
If/when you get fired, control your temper if you're feeling angry. Lashing out won't help anything. Do make sure to ask specific questions though about how it came to this, otherwise you'll lie awake at night wondering about the unanswered questions. Trust me on this, I've been there.
- OSFA0
hahaha!
- uberdesigner0
this is worse than my jury duty thread
- Scotch_Roman0
And speaking from experience, getting fired is way worse than quitting. The hell with unemployment checks. Getting canned does a major number on your self esteem, especially if it was a job you cared about.
- penelopes0
before they escort you to the elevator take out all of their lightbulbs
- OSFA0
You HAVE to post pics then! You're out, nobody will care... POST PICS of the hotties!
- free_0
better to be fired than quit. get some unemployment checks! i say speak up about the problems with your CD and eventually they will see that he/she is a hack.