how to beat the drug test
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- EKUL
coming up soon and not ready. anyone a veteran?
- uberdesigner0
what drugs have you been doing?
- EKUL0
what would snoop dogg do?
- Call Martha Stewart for some sorta herbel remedy I bet...TheBIueOne
- horton0
cold turkey
- version30
do not do drugs
- uberdesigner0
drink a lot of water. stop smoking pot.
- MikeColdFusion0
piss test or hair test?
- uberdesigner0
what's your job that requires a drug test? obviously not a designer.
- Drug dealer.Horp
- i wish i was a dealer.. thats my goal in life...EKUL
- i was for a while. it's not what it seemsscarabin_net
- goal in life?! wtf.sea_sea
- Horp0
Stab the tester in the epiglotis with a russian military dagger.
- version30
workout, it's stored in your fat cells, start sweating to the oldies
- version30
- Clean pee not includedversion3
- AMAZING!!!EKUL
- holy shit! ingeniousuberdesigner
- wait! what if he's not circumsised?OSFA
- you would be lookingversion3
- that has SO many usesscarabin_net
- that's just weird right there.sea_sea
- airey0
it it's pot then you need a few weeks / month or more (depending on how much body fat you have) for it to leave your system. it stores in the fat tissue and takes a while to leach out.
- EKUL0
it makes no sense to test the creative.... i been freelancing for a year and NY law requires me to convert to staff
- I'm s glad they don't test where I work.monospaced
- so they're testing you so they can get rid of you?uberdesigner
- Nairn0
Don't do what my friend did and let the top come off the container holding your friend's pee whilst you're sitting down on a metal table in a hospital gown, with the nurse sitting opposite you.
I would pay crazy money to go back and record that somehow.
- It was in the pocket of the gown. Sadly, it wasn't my pee.Nairn
- version30
bring extra tape
- klu0
just get one of those drinks that flushes the system. available at yur local head-shop. that what i used, and passed. notified about test on thursday, test on monday. drank lots of cranberry juice (nearly the whole jug) over the weekend, and on day of test lots of water. be sure to pee a few times before the actual test, or your urine will be a suspicious color (but still passable). good luck!
- uberdesigner0
jack off a couple times for good measure
- cannonball0
face the music, partner
- airey0
in the US some insurance companies are pushing for the testing which is why some creative agencies do it as they really have no choice. it gives the insurance companies an out or at least an excuse to lift the premium by calling the business needing insurance a risky rating. it blows and thanks to the current meltdown will probably get worse as insurance companies try to cover their collective ringholes.
- interestingscarabin_net
- classic insurance move, always looking for a way out of covering you.sea_sea
- dropdown0
fuck the tester.
man or woman.