how to beat the drug test
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- horton0
Wow drug tests for creatives? How fckd-up is that. I feel for you guys.
and in Canadian news...
Green leader Jane Sterk wants pot sold in liquor-store-style outlets:
http://www.straight.com/article-…can't wait for the day i charge a bag of green on my credit card.
- Do you think they'll use street value as a measure in which to set the price?dropdown
- prices in dispensaries here in california are about the same as on the streetscarabin_net
- I guess as long as it doesn't go up...dropdown
- i'm not really concerned, buying from a storefront would just be a noveltyhorton
- they're a little higher because the quality is obviously higher, and i imagine if they ever taxed it it would be a hefty taxscarabin_net
- jane sterk just got my vote!designer4rent
- uberdesigner0
when you're pissing and the tester is watching you start beating off. they'll end the test right there and pass you.
- i'll give you my dayrate if you come take the test for meEKUL
- letterhead0
I hear that all you have to do is drink a gallon of vinegar
- ukit0
Find a bum and pay him to pee in a cup, then do the old switcheroo
- aidshobo0
bring 6oz of hash oil, add to your sample. this will overwhelm the test, result will be negative. always works.
- Horp0
Take the cup off the tester and attempt to defecate into it. If they hand you a fresh one, try and do a bit more.
See how long you can keep that up.
- uberdesigner0
shit in the cup instead
- Horp0
Oh God. Don't tell me I think like you Uber.
Fuck's sake man.
- uberdesigner0
synchronicity
- EKUL0
whats the point of having a job if you cant go in high?!
- OneNine0
there's a drink you can buy at health stores - worked for me
i walked in and asked for the drink that helps you pass drug tests and the lady's like
"woah, we dont sell anything like that....but we do have a drink that clears the toxins from your body"
and I was like
"sold."
but yea - literally night before the test - all good.
- how often do smoke?EKUL
- do you know the name of the drink?EKUL
- you'd have to know what dayuberdesigner
- rosem0
my friend just passed his for a government job. he stopped smoking for roughly 6-8 days, drank a lot of water, and jogged twice a day (basically break a sweat a few times a day).
good luck.
- studderine0
its really about drinking a lot of water, taking some vitamins, diluting the pee but making it look yellow. there you go!
- designer4rent0
move to canada!
- vaxorcist0
eat a ton of poppy seed bagels..... that's what everyone did at a job I had years ago, so they decided to throw out the test results as we all looked like heroin addicts, and obviously not ALL of us were...
- Hurley0
Yes, get the detox pills. You should have a local medical clinic that sells them. They have the drink stuff to but i have never done that.
- kush0
dont drink the detox drink... its nasty and doesnt even work.
i know alot of dudes who have probation and they all do the same thing
drink lots of water and sweat.
do a intense workout every day. when you arent exercising, go to walgreens and look for these pills called "niacin".
when i got tested, i taped a shampoo bottle full of my friends piss to my leg.
- thelukeandrews0
I faked one once. Got a mate to piss in a jar, then put some into a small film canister and stuck that in my jocks. the dude's not actually gonna look at your dick. just make sure you dont make that popping noise when you open it haha
- applepirate0
#1 go grab EVERY anti oxidant green tea in gallon+ form u can find, (arizona makes a pomegranate tea that is in gallon form) drink a gallon of that a day plus a gallon of water.
#2 run a few blocks or just have tons of sex every day(BEST WORK OUT PLAN EVER)
#3 The Niacin tip ^^^ is also a big help.
#4 STOP SMOKING! thats the hardest!
#5 update your portfolio and start working on lining up freelance gigs just in case ;)