Design related Jokes
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- peddy28isgreat0
How many art students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one but there'll be 15 more standing under them telling you they could do it better!
- moth0
Font refuses to leave the bar.
"Right. That's it." says the barman. "I'm calling the serif."
- Jnr_Madison0
Q. How many designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 500, 1 to do it and 499 to say you ripped the technique.
- neue75_bold0
me..
- ipissexcellence0
How QBNers does it take to make a joke?
- After reading these jokes I think I'm going to quit my job and go into medicine.ipissexcellence
- You are a joke madam speakermagnificent_run
- baseline_shift0
Which highly decorated caped crusader is from Gotham?
Dingbatman!
- baseline_shift0
What kind of fonts do Campbell’s Soup lovers prefer?
Anything Condensed.
- monoboy0
Well, akzidenz will happen.
- juhls0
7.34 attempts to every day...
- boobs0
How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Does it have to be a light bulb?
- thelukeandrews0
ok just made one up:
A young Jimmy is sitting at his mac and the project manages comes in all fired up. She screams at the guy telling him how useless he is and the she wishes he'd listen to her just this once and bage the goddamn logo bigger!!
eventually she pisses off, so he turns to his mate and says "wtf is with her? My stuff was approved!"
mate says: "PMS"
Jimmy: "What?? how would you know when her time of the month is??"
mate: "No dude.. Project Manager Stress!!"
- Dancer0
ha
I thought of:
How many designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't care just make the logo bigger!!!
:/THey also have to be funny to people that are not in the industry no "in" jokes.
- yeah........... thats not funnyWeLoveNoise
- haha – fuck offDancer
- lolWeLoveNoise
- hahaha made me laugh!OSFA
- (puke)Ambushstudio
- mistermik0
Q. How many designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A, Rybo's making a book.
- Raniator0
A designer goes to the doctors.
Doctor says: "You are going to need to stop masturbating".
Designer replies: "Oh. Why is that?"
Doctor answers: "Because I need to finish examining you...".
- WeLoveNoise0
could make up a mac/pc parody
- WeLoveNoise0
- even comes with an mp3WeLoveNoise
- hahahaaha
That's WAAANNNNKKKK!!Dancer - i give and i give and u just throw it back in my faceWeLoveNoise
- pizzafire0
Web Design Client Quotes ... not quite jokes but these are still funny all these years later:
http://www.tofslie.com/hey/2007/…