Design related Jokes
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- Mal0
- thelukeandrews0
ok just made one up:
A young Jimmy is sitting at his mac and the project manages comes in all fired up. She screams at the guy telling him how useless he is and the she wishes he'd listen to her just this once and bage the goddamn logo bigger!!
eventually she pisses off, so he turns to his mate and says "wtf is with her? My stuff was approved!"
mate says: "PMS"
Jimmy: "What?? how would you know when her time of the month is??"
mate: "No dude.. Project Manager Stress!!"
- juhls0
7.34 attempts to every day...
- monoboy0
Well, akzidenz will happen.
- baseline_shift0
What kind of fonts do Campbell’s Soup lovers prefer?
Anything Condensed.
- baseline_shift0
Which highly decorated caped crusader is from Gotham?
Dingbatman!
- ipissexcellence0
How QBNers does it take to make a joke?
- After reading these jokes I think I'm going to quit my job and go into medicine.ipissexcellence
- You are a joke madam speakermagnificent_run
- neue75_bold0
me..
- Jnr_Madison0
Q. How many designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 500, 1 to do it and 499 to say you ripped the technique.
- moth0
Font refuses to leave the bar.
"Right. That's it." says the barman. "I'm calling the serif."
- peddy28isgreat0
How many art students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one but there'll be 15 more standing under them telling you they could do it better!
- uncle_helv0
Q. How many designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. 5, 1 to change it and 4 to tell you how they could have done it better!!!
- moth0
What about that "Font walks into a bar - barman says we don't server your type in here..." or something like that.
- 7point340
wasn't their a website with a bunch of design jokes on it. mostly grey. all the jokes were in different fonts..
- kelpie0
Q. How many designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. I think really the issue is not so much the lighbulb in this case, but the relationship between the lightbulb and the ceiling around it, and if were to introduce a lighbulb at this point, what knock on effect would that have on the room in general. A lightbulb in this context may seem like a small addition but in actuality could have an effect on the whole which will require a considerable amount of subtle work to be carried out on the general interior design which would, of course, result in budgetary issues for you. Not saying we couldn't screw it in, but best to establish a baseline for this at an early stage.- hahajuhls
- brilliant!! yeah i'm guilty of the same laziness-inspired bullshit!!thelukeandrews
- monoboy0
Q. How many designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Fuck off, I'm not changing a thing.
- OSFA0