Design related Jokes
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- Dancer
I have been asked to attend a "Networking breakfast" tomorrow morning. It is Comic Relief and we have all been asked to come up with a joke relating to our own industry.
Any (clean) goodies out there?
*wonders if I am walking straight into this one*
- boobs0
How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Does it have to be a light bulb?
- Dancer0
ha
I thought of:
How many designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't care just make the logo bigger!!!
:/THey also have to be funny to people that are not in the industry no "in" jokes.
- yeah........... thats not funnyWeLoveNoise
- haha – fuck offDancer
- lolWeLoveNoise
- hahaha made me laugh!OSFA
- (puke)Ambushstudio
- mistermik0
Q. How many designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A, Rybo's making a book.
- Raniator0
A designer goes to the doctors.
Doctor says: "You are going to need to stop masturbating".
Designer replies: "Oh. Why is that?"
Doctor answers: "Because I need to finish examining you...".
- WeLoveNoise0
could make up a mac/pc parody
- WeLoveNoise0
- even comes with an mp3WeLoveNoise
- hahahaaha
That's WAAANNNNKKKK!!Dancer - i give and i give and u just throw it back in my faceWeLoveNoise
- pizzafire0
Web Design Client Quotes ... not quite jokes but these are still funny all these years later:
http://www.tofslie.com/hey/2007/…
- OSFA0
- monoboy0
Q. How many designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Fuck off, I'm not changing a thing.
- kelpie0
Q. How many designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. I think really the issue is not so much the lighbulb in this case, but the relationship between the lightbulb and the ceiling around it, and if were to introduce a lighbulb at this point, what knock on effect would that have on the room in general. A lightbulb in this context may seem like a small addition but in actuality could have an effect on the whole which will require a considerable amount of subtle work to be carried out on the general interior design which would, of course, result in budgetary issues for you. Not saying we couldn't screw it in, but best to establish a baseline for this at an early stage.- hahajuhls
- brilliant!! yeah i'm guilty of the same laziness-inspired bullshit!!thelukeandrews
- 7point340
wasn't their a website with a bunch of design jokes on it. mostly grey. all the jokes were in different fonts..
- moth0
What about that "Font walks into a bar - barman says we don't server your type in here..." or something like that.
- uncle_helv0
Q. How many designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. 5, 1 to change it and 4 to tell you how they could have done it better!!!
- peddy28isgreat0
How many art students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one but there'll be 15 more standing under them telling you they could do it better!
- moth0
Font refuses to leave the bar.
"Right. That's it." says the barman. "I'm calling the serif."
- Jnr_Madison0
Q. How many designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 500, 1 to do it and 499 to say you ripped the technique.
- neue75_bold0
me..