A guy walks into a bar..
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- zenmasterfoo
I need some endings to this for a pitch tomorrow. Client is a whiskey maker. Ideas? I know you guys have a bunch of these...
- digdre0
go drunk to your client
- it's a possibility.zenmasterfoo
- +1, but dressed for the occasion minus the slacks.andrewwwahlin
- Mishga0
* grab popcorn and wait for answers..
- OSFA0
- elahon0
It hurt.
- locustsloth0
and says "Ouch, why didn't i look where i'm going. i am so STUPID sometimes. Maybe i should drink more whiskey, that makes people smart."
- wrong0
his alcoholism slowly tears his family apart and ultimately causes a messy divorce and eventually suicide
- Horp0
A guy walks into a bar, places his penis on the counter, talks of the overwhelming sense of failure that weighs heavy on him every day, then takes out a hand gun, smiles weakly, and shoots his penis off point blank range.
Barkeep says "Would you like a bowl of nuts?"
- Gucci0
and gets knocked unconscious
- andrewwwahlin0
none of them are funny.
- but helpful. I was looking for the snarky humor ever present here.zenmasterfoo
- Horp0
A guy walks into a bar, sits on the stool, it collapses, impaling him bodily on the splintered oak of the stool's legs. As he writhes the wood rips at his delicate internal organs, tearing through his intestines, severing arteries, piercing his liver and wrenching his kidneys in two.
barkeep says "You look like you could do with a drink".
- I'm making these up. You'd never know would you.Horp
- the ending is perfect. I think you need therapy.zenmasterfoo
- zenmasterfoo0
Horp, you have a magic touch with these, thanks bunches.
- I'm guessing you don't want another one then.Horp
- the graphic nature prohibits me from using them without first drinking heavily.zenmasterfoo
- D_Dot0
NORM!!!
- ok_not_ok0
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?".
- MSTRPLN0
A guy walks into a bar, and sees his wife enjoying a refreshing glass of whiskey in the company of another man, his brother.
- boobs0
A guy walks into a bar with a tattoo of a beautiful woman on his arm
- MSTRPLN0
.... Run by the Hell's Angels.
- TheBlueOne0
To all my friends!!!
- _niko0
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
- D_Dot0
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink here named after you." The grasshopper says, "Bob?"
- WRONG he says, "you have a drink named Kevin?"doesnotexist